Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Gabba Gabba Hey

We accept you, we accept you, we accept you, one of us.

Through your faithful lurking and wanton disregard of your day-to-day work responsibilities, you have demonstrated beyond any reasonable doubt that you are a complete bastard, and therefore a worthy addition to this organization.

Los Bastardos Unidos welcomes Mike Lurker. More or less.

6 comments:

Mike said...

Thank you, thank you! I feel just like a little girl again. But ask next time before you post my picture, you bastard.

Joe said...

Is that a picture of him? He looks more like your mother than you do, Jay! Har!

Jay said...

Sorry, Mike. Loss of privacy is one of the first privileges bestowed.

Jay said...

And as for you, Joe! Well, actually, I got nothin'.

Dave said...

Look, if this club is going to be based just on looks, I don't want to be a member. We already kicked all the overweight members out and the ones with the sex felonies. Let's leave something sacred for Christ's sake.

Jay said...

If this club were based on looks, Joe would've been gone a looong time ago.