A Man Called Destruction

"A quiet life away from music helped save him. He apparently stopped drinking and left Memphis for New Orleans. (None of his friends understood how that would help.)"

You readers out there: NEW ALEX CHILTON BOOK.

Spring

Finally! Hope you bastards are warming up. The sun dresses are in full bloom here in the Stand Your Sunshine State.

Up The Bracket

I've predictably shot my wad way too early but this is the first time I haven't been mathematically eliminated on Day One in several years. From my dad's office pool. Go Bison! What?

Ha ha.

Happy St Patrick's Day, bastards!

O'Dave, you should still be drinking even if spring break is over.

Hard-Hitting Political Interview

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama from President Barack Obama

Zach, he's not our ambassador.

And you thought The Four Seasons sucked at covers!

Just feast your ears on my stab at a Beyonce' song! I guess you shouldn't drink 11 Bud Lights before noon! Or should you...

What You Need

Is Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons doing Dylan.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This is a thing.  Alas, I was unable to win one to give to Beckerboy for his wedding present.  Perhaps we can sneak his mobile away from him and wrap it in the real stuff.
http://www.wakeupandsmellthebacon.com/

Lent

Not as in I lent a bastard money and he paid me back with beer, but as in 'tis the solemn season of Lent. This time of speculation and end of the Mardi Gras means that our own sodden New Orleans transplant (Sodomite) ex Poobah JD Beckerman's wedding is a mere 6 weeks away.  I and at least one other Bastard (Jay) have reservated accommodations and travel plans.  Anybody going to help me get a flying solo Jay hammered?  It's REALLY funny.