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True Facts...

I just wanted to take a moment to share with you bastards some of the animals that I have encountered during my world travels. Hilarity ensues... Seriously these are worth your time. Funny.

In this first video we see how Grand Pubah Eric got his nickname at around 1:52...

I actually saw these fuckers in Komodo...

This next little guy was an inhabitant of the island I visited on my most recent trip to Indonesia. funny video...




this is a good one too...

Shit and Double Shit

If you haven't read his autobiography, do yourself a favor and do so immediately.

Building A Human

More found-footage hilarity from Peter Serafinowicz.

I'll Take Bands That Don't Exist for $1000 Alex...

How Many Sequels Is Too Many?

Anyone up for this nonsense? Expectations at rock bottom after Spiderman 3 and Dark Knight Rises.

Shit

Isn't 4/20 Some Kind of Holiday?

Oh, yeah! Record Store Day! Sadly I spent all my money on weed, so I won't be getting anything. How 'bout ya'll?

Catchy Friday

I think we could all use something positive and inclusive today.
Also how awesome that David Brent is making videos again.

Bombing Suspects

Posted to the FBI's site earlier today. You've probably already seen it, but what the hell.

Attention K-Mart Shoppers...

This is why Jay works at Fed Ex...

What He Said

Note inexplicable bastard running technique: eyes closed, arms in.

Wonderful event, a privilege to have done it. May a resilient Boston rock on.









[Stock photo of Boston-loving Bastard circa 2008]

The First Honest Cable Company

Happy Tax Day, citizens. Anyone else feel like your monthly cable bill should be a write-off?

Face Melting Friday

 I've completely fucking worn this song out over the last few days. Band is Life Coach. Song's called Fireball. I'll be watching the Masters at a titty bar if you need me. Happy Friday, Bastards. Happy. Fucking. Friday.

Great Ebert Story (or is it a Siskel story?)

I've got a mean case of the Friday f.offs.  If you share the affliction and aren't doing something important like healing sick children, then enjoy. 

Odenkirk.

Hey, Jay

Siskel & Ebert Bicker

I saw this years ago and was reminded of it by Eric's post. However you remember Ebert, don't ever think of him as having been cuddly.

Shit?

 Let's let Elvis have the last word.

Shit

"I learned to be a movie critic by reading Mad magazine... Mad's parodies made me aware of the machine inside the skin—of the way a movie might look original on the outside, while inside it was just recycling the same old dumb formulas. I did not read the magazine, I plundered it for clues to the universe."

Be sure to enjoy 50 Harshest Roger Ebert Movie Review Quotes.

I can't quite get his less-than-glowing reviews of Blue Velvet, (especially given that he co-wrote the screenplay for Russ Meyer's Beyond the Valley of the Dolls) and A Clockwork Orange.

But that may be just me -- I tend to like the worst artist about 100 times more than the best critic. Fuck Pitchfork and whatnot.

R.I.P. Mr Ebert. For telling us how bad The Village was:

"To call it an anticlimax would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes. It's a crummy secret, about one step up the ladder of narrative originality from It Was All a Dream. It's so witless, in fact, that when we do discover the secret, we want to rewind the film so we don't know the secret anymore. And then keep on rewinding, and rewinding, until we're back at the beginning, and can get up from our seats and walk backward out of the theater and go down the up escalator and watch the money spring from the cash register into our pockets."

Dormarion

Feeling Telekinetically Psychokenetic?  New Telekinesis record should help with that.  Sorry, red flexidisc is for vinyl afficianados only.

State Religion: Cock-Blocked!

SECTION 1. The North Carolina General Assembly asserts that the Constitution of the United States of America does not prohibit states or their subsidiaries from making laws respecting an establishment of religion.
SECTION 2. The North Carolina General Assembly does not recognize federal court rulings which prohibit and otherwise regulate the State of North Carolina, its public schools, or any political subdivisions of the State from making laws respecting an establishment of religion.

Pretty sure someone in the North Carolina state legislature was paving the way for "Church of Dave" to become the rule of the land. Story here.

Perhaps Dave will enlighten us as to how the above bill was thwarted. Or maybe he should just move to Nashville. We're all progressive & shit.