Thursday, January 31, 2013

19 MFing Years Ago?!

Vanity Fair has a brief but interesting oral history on the making of Pulp Fiction.

“I wasn’t sure I wanted to be in the movie,” Uma Thurman tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Mark Seal of Pulp Fiction. Thurman explains that it wasn’t just the obscenity, or her character’s drug habit—it was also the rape of her crime-boss husband. “Pretty frightening,” she says. Referring to the boarding-school environment she was coming from, Thurman says, “I was 23, from Massachusetts.” It took a lot of work on Tarantino’s part to convince her. “He wasn’t this revered demigod auteur that he has grown into. And I wasn’t sure I wanted to do it, because I was worried about the Gimp stuff,” she adds, referring to the leather-clad character who emerges from a cage, set to have his way with the bound-and-gagged Marsellus Wallace. “We had very memorable, long discussions about male rape versus female rape. No one could believe I even hesitated in any way. Neither can I, in hindsight.”

Full article here.

Dylanography



Last year, about 100 lucky Bob Dylan fans in Europe came across a pretty amazing find on record store shelves: a four-CD set titled The 50th Anniversary Collection. The set contains 86 Dylan songs recorded in 1962, including numerous takes of "Mixed Up Confusion," "Sally Gal," "That's All Right, Mama" and "Baby, Please Don't Go." Contrary to appearances, this was no bootleg. It's an official release from Sony and copies are already selling on eBay for upwards of $1,000. "This isn't a scheme to make money," a Sony Music source tells Rolling Stone. "The copyright law in Europe was recently extended from 50 to 70 years for everything recorded in 1963 and beyond. With everything before that, there's a new 'Use It or Lose It' provision. It basically said, 'If you haven't used the recordings in the first 50 years, you aren't going to get any more.'"
Roughly 100 copies of the collection were given to random record stores in France, Germany, Sweden and the United Kingdom. Fans who logged onto Bob Dylan's official website from France or Germany in the final days of 2012 were also allowed to download the collection for 100 Euros.
Recordings by Miles Davis, Frank Sinatra, Chuck Berry and other stars of the 1950s and early 1960s hit the European public domain in recent years. Pressure mounted on lawmakers to change the law as it began to threaten the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and other superstars of the era.


Joe, are you holding?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Friday, January 25, 2013

Losing My Religion and I Feel Fine



Join me in being amazed that someone found a way to shift this song into a major scale and how drastically it changes the song's feel. 

TTIF!  (Thank Tarvu It's Friday.)

Catchy Friday



Mm-hmm!

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Nerd, please



Portlandia. You're welcome.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Speaking Of Robert Popper ...

In addition to creating a phony religion (Tarvuism), writing books and music, producing a television show (Friday Night Dinner) and a podcast (Robert Popper's Timewaster Podular Cast), Robert Popper makes phone calls as a character named Robin Cooper. Here are a couple.

Aaaaaaaand ...

The Current Lineup


Catholics - 6
Jews - 3

Agnostics/Atheists - 0
Protestants - 0
Zoroastrians - 0
Flying Spaghetti Monsterists - 0
Tarvuists - 0

Opus Dei conspiracy theorists.... go!!!

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Hebbo!

You bastards need religion, and it's SO easy to join! All you have to do is say Tarvu's Prayer.

Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.

(To be said when you wake up, go to bed, and after you have visited the toilet.)

Click here to visit the official internet website for the Tarvuist faith.

Tarvuists believe:

  • Tarvu is our Lord God
  • There are two universes
  • The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
  • We should all "be nice"
  • Men and women are equal (to each other)
  • Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
  • Octopuses are holy creatures
  • Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

Suggested Reading for Bastards at the Beach




"The story, in short," Ellison concluded, "spanned all of time and all of space, with a moral and ethical problem." According to Ellison, the assembled executives, including Roddenberry, listened intently, before Barry Trabulus mentioned that he had been reading Erich von Daniken's Chariots of the Gods, and wondered whether the Mayan civilization might be included. Ellison pointed out that there were no Mayans at the dawn of time, to which Trabulus rejoined that no one would know the difference. "I'm going to know the difference," Ellison exploded. "So Trabulus got very uptight and said he liked Mayans a lot and why didn't I do it if I wanted to write this picture." Ellison said. "So I said, 'I'm a writer. I don't know what the fuck you are!' And I got up and walked out. And that was the end of my association with the Star Trek movie."




Currently enjoying this volume. The chapter on Watchmen is lovely.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Happy Birthday, Now Make Another Film

“I haven’t gotten the big idea,” he told 24 Frames this week. “I’ve got some fragments that are coming, but not the big idea.” The director added, "If I got an idea that I fell in love with, I’d go to work tomorrow. I just haven’t.” Incidentally, it’s the longest dry spell in the career of the “Blue Velvet” director, who previously hadn’t gone more than five years without a feature or major TV series (his recent voice work on “The Cleveland Show” doesn’t count). When this was pointed out, he sort of gave a verbal shrug and said, “It’s what you fall in love with that drives the boat.” Then he added, “I don’t really think about time.” - [from a June 2012 interview]




Happy 67th David Lynch. Here's hoping you give the world ten more films.

Just Make Up Something... Anything...



I don't know if it's all true, but apparently all these lines we unscripted. "Take the cannoli" ?! Are you kidding me?

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Smile. Say Cheese.


As the photog in residence here at Los Bastardos Unidos, I try to stay on the cutting edge of artistic photo imaging. I recently stumbled on this photo shoot with Claudia Schiffer, and all I can say is Brilliant!
I plan to use this technique on my next session with Jay...

Friday, January 18, 2013

Bastard in Paradise

So next Thursday I'll be heading to Hawaii (Maui to be exact) for a week of sand and sun. Did I mention that this trip is pretty much paid for by my incredibly generous father and stepmom? And that we'll be seeing a magic show? And whale watching? Have a nice end of January plebes!

Catchy (Possibly Clothed, Hard To Know) Friday

New album with a barely clothed chick on the cover, though. Coming soon.

Sigh....

That about sums it up.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

This Might Be a Wiki


You know you're the shit when you have your own wiki.  I enjoy its honesty:

This Day in TMBG:

Events of January 17:
Nothing happened on today's date in TMBG history.
I can relate.

Typical Bastard Blogger Exchange

Eric's on the left, we're on the right.

Want

Seriously, how cool would a set of these pint glasses be?

Sting Ray A Double-Sided Scooby Snack



I'm finally starting to understand the football.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Black Keys + Flaming Lips = Black Lips??



Not really.
But thanks to the resourcefulness of Matt, there will be a Tri-Bastard Summit in May featuring Black Keys / Flaming Lips in concert. Jay and yours truly to attend. Contemplate our awesomeness.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Deforestation: Endangered Species


Medical update: due to the popularity of the Brazilian bikini wax and nether-region depilation, pthirus pubis - the pubic louse - is finding it hard to make a home. More on this endangered species. The Surgeon Bastard has suggested a good back, sack & crack wax for everyone. [Except Jay, who qualifies for conscientious objector status.]

Monday, January 14, 2013

Orson Welles & Dick Cavett



Needed an Orson Welles fix.
As you were.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Friday, January 11, 2013

The Kids Are Alright



Place enjoy the above recital. The 8 -10 year olds perform a nice cover of the heavy metal group Metallica's "Enter Sandman". The best part is seeing this little girl in a white dress totally nail the solo.

On a more negative note, I want to go cry after seeing these kids put my guitar playing skills to shame. I thought I was kicking ass with bar chords... apparently not.

Catchy Naked Friday

Teri Gender Bender (Le Butcherettes) and Adanowsky (aka Adan Jodorowsky) fighting on the streets of Paris, nekkid. Sadly, they are both sufferers of BGS (Blurry Genital Syndrome).

It's Friday. You Know What To Do.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Effective Gout Treatment

One of my favorite Laurel & Hardy shorts, Them Thar Hills.

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Whoa

Holy shit, I had this book as a kid. I'm overwhelmed with nostalgia.

Har Har

We're taking the kids to see Brian Regan on Friday. Hope he's still this funny.

How I Spent My 00's, By David Bowie




Tuesday, January 08, 2013

New Bowie!



The Next Day, produced by Tony Visconti, due out March 12!  Damn, that's a long time!

Friday, January 04, 2013

Thursday, January 03, 2013

Places I Remember


New collection of 1000 photo Beatle-book from Henry Grossman. Mo info. Only $495.00!

Want.

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Higgs Boson Remix



Happy 2013 Bastards! I'm trying to re-fortify the nerd parts of my brain. Figured I'd start with the beginning of everything.