Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Them's some good scratchin's paw paw!


To Lafayette, Louisiana. For work, sadly, but I managed to take in a couple of hours of the acadian music festival going on over the weekend. Also had some damn fine boudin from both Guidroz and Comeaux's (which operates out of a defunct Exxon station). Guidroz also offers the best home made pork scratchings this side of downtown Lafayette. Highly recommended for next year's reunion.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Joe's New Tattoo?

Best Description Of Nostalgia Ever


Yep, it's another quote from Truck. The set-up: Michael Perry travels to New York to meet with editors and publishers. While there, he makes a pilgrimage to the Whitney Museum of American Art to see Edward Hopper's Seven A.M., a painting that makes Perry ache with nostalgia. A photo from a truck brochure from 1950 has a similar effect, which is where today's reading picks up:
Not all the neural paths fire in such obvious sequence. The first time I saw those sun-blasted palms backdropping the yellow International, I thought immediately of chase scenes in The Rockford Files ... The theme music, ongoing answering machine joke, Jim's put-upon wit, the way he ran like a stove-up ex-jock, I am fond of the whole package. But whenever he is in flight or in pursuit, my eye is drawn past the Pontiac Firebird into the background where California lies apparently lazy and hot beneath a sun whiter than the one we know here in Wisconsin, and beyond the set I see the new highways and the bare hillsides and I think of the subdivisions and teeming engines to come, and I become petulant over the fact that I can't wander in there. Never mind that the series was shot between 1974 and 1980 and we're hardly talking about garden of Hesperides. It's not about the preservation or the loss. It is that I have been cheated of that place in that moment. This is something beyond nostalgia and verging on saudade, a Portuguese word I first encountered in a Jim Harrison essay in which he spoke of obtuse sentimentality, childish melancholy, and a sense of life irretrievably lost.

Sick Of Iron Man Yet? I'm Not


I honestly believe that Downey is one of the greats of our generation. A lesser actor would have gone all furrowed-brow on this scene, but he plays it more lost-in-thought distracted.

Monday, April 28, 2008

All For Nothing


Joe pointed me to a couple of the coolest Replacements interviews I've read all day. Paul and Tommy mostly reflect on the reissues and talk about reunion prospects.

The Billboard Q&A: The Replacements' Paul Westerberg

The Billboard Q&A: The Replacements' Tommy Stinson

Catchy Monday ... What The Hell ...



Could this be ... the perfect song?

"Friends," The Buzzcocks

Well I've been up all night
Couldn't get to dream at all
Trying hard not to make a decision
You know it doesn't seem right
When your back's to the wall
To be accused of sensationalism
But the way things are going
Wouldn't be at all surprised
If a song that I liked won the next Eurovision

I turn around and it all looks the same
I don't even know if I'll ever be loved again
The only thing I can rely on is change

It's a mixed up world
These are mixed up times
And the recipe of life's mixed up too
But if it's the quality of the ingredients that matter
I would award myself a Cordon Bleu
But I can't help thinking
That you wouldn't understand
Unless I did a lot of explaining to you

I look around but it still looks the same
I don't even know if I'll ever be loved again
The only thing I can rely on is change

You know I've often wondered
If what you're telling me is true
But I know that I can make it
If I have my friends to see me through

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Here Goes Nothin'


I hop on a plane for Austin tomorrow to defend my dissertation. If the chips fall right, by Friday evening I will be out of my skull somewhere on South Congress getting a tattoo on my ass and demanding people call me Dr. Joe Bastardo.

Wish me luck.

Wednesday's Boots


Graham Parker live in Chicago, 1983. If nothing else, listen to 'Local Girls.'

I Give You ... Animoto

This is pretty cool. Animoto lets you create movies using your own photos and music. A 30 second video is free; longer than that, and it'll cost ya.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

This One's On My Radar


Product description from Amazon.com:
Van Duren is pure power pop. He spent time in the Memphis trenches with the big boys (Big Star, Chris Bell, The Scruffs), and knows his way around a hook and a melody as well as any of his heroes from Todd Rundgren, Paul McCartney, Emitt Rhodes and on to Badfinger. He went to high school with Jody Stephens, auditioned for Big Star after Bell's departure, and was in the short-lived but legendary Baker Street Regulars with both those cats. If you think Big Star never got the props they deserved, well they're the Beatles compared to Mr. Duren. This is his debut album, originally released in 1977 on the Big Sound label, and he is no also ran, he is the real deal, power pop at its finest.

This, I presume, is a photo of the Baker Street Regulars. Van Duren on the Rick, Jody Stephens on drums, Chris Bell on Tele. (I confess that I don't know the guy on the left.) The disc is out, I just can't decide if I want to drive to Midtown to get the damn thing. And it's just sad that I honestly couldn't think of a record store to call to check availability.

Best Garage Punk Band Ever?


First show, December 1988. Broke up New Year's Day, 1992. European reunion tours, 1993, 1994.

Anachronistic, surf-inflected garage punk in the Age of Big Hair.

From Wikipedia:
The Mummies are especially known for their matching, tattered mummy costumes they wore on stage and their impertinent and insulting attitude that they brought with them. They created and promoted the concept of 'Budget Rock', which rejected professionalism and star status in favor of a simplified do-it-yourself aesthetic. As part of this concept they performed and recorded only on outdated and often damaged equipment. For a tour vehicle they used a garishly painted 1965 Pontiac ambulance. As part of their lo-fi manifesto, they released their music only on vinyl for many years, allowing 'official' CD format releases only in the 2000's.
I've mentioned these guys before, but this collection of singles is worth a listen. Thanks for the heads-up, Joe. Flagrant Taffy Pulling, gents.

Everywhere at Once



Remember that '80s movie, Valley Girl, that looked ridiculous, but was actually pretty good and had a great soundtrack? Remember the scene when they were in a bar and there was a band playing? Well that band was the Plimsouls, and they released a couple of blissfully Rickenbacker fueled power pop albums. I have this one on vinyl, because, you know, I used to be cool. If you go to that special place, you will Find The Plimsouls' 'Everywhere at Once.' Because I know you're jonesin' for the old schtuff.

Side note, Peter Case is still on the road, and will be in the Carolina contingent's neck of the woods here soon.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Today's Dial-A-Song

At the CD store, I ambushed the They Might Be Giants double CD of early stuff, B-sides and bonus tracks called Then, which contains the illuminating We're the Replacements. The second CD contains Lincoln, but also 18 other tracks, so I'll go ahead and put it all over there in our happy place.

For Your Consideration: Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!


I really like Nick Cave but I can't claim to be a huge fan. I've only got a couple of albums (Murder Ballads is an all-time fave) but every time he has something on a compilation album, it ends up being my favorite piece. Look for his cover of 'Let it Be' on the I Am Sam soundtrack, his cover of 'Tower of Song' on the Leonard Cohen tribute I'm Your Fan or his own 'Until the End of the World' on the Until the End of the World soundtrack.

His new one, Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! is really fantastic. The sometimes wordy monlogues are couched in really nice melodies and the band sounds spiky and great. Check it out for yourself at the Fickle Tickling Pickle. Reactions, please.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Catchy Friday Cake



Take or leave the pouty anime, but this song is the one that has been soothing the stress this week, so please enjoy. I'm back home from Tampa. People don't realize that business travel is to leisure travel what a morning shower is to a waterslide. "Lucky you!" they say, "going to Tampa!" But it's just 4 walls and a ceiling somewhere far from home, and an uninspiring hotel room to go back to at night. Couldn't be happier to be home and catching up on blog reading tonight! Hope all you bastards are well!

Like You Got Somethin' Better To Do


Than listen to the Runaways' Kim Fowley produced debut. Fridays Taste Pleasing. Have a good weekend, Bastards.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Bad News Bears?

Hands Up Who Likes Cocks?


If you guys are like me, you sometimes get an itch in your brain that can only be scratched by very, very, very, very, very, very loud punk rock. If and when this happens, The Buzzcocks' 2003 return to form will fix you right up. Waaay better than it has any right to be, Buzzcocks has been referred to by more than a few as possibly the best album of the band's career. I don't know about all that, but give a listen anyway, won't you? And don't Forget To Pogo!

"Useless"

Life's full of disappointments
Wonder where the good times went
Craving for recognition
Rather than accomplishment

Nobody cares what your name is
And it's gonna stay that way
Everything is off the record
Face it there's nothing to say

Life's only temporary
And then you fucking die

It's a useless situation
Can't you see that I'm between
Patience and persuasion
Every single time

Mingling amongst the masses
That much would be enough
You used to be my rival
Quit when the going gets rough

I never witnessed the moment
When all you ever wanted was me
Understand now the penny's dropped
Pissed off bunny not happy

Don't want to think about it
It makes me fucking mad

It's a useless situation
Can't you see that I'm between
Patience and persuasion
Every single time

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

What A Headache Sounds Like


Submitted for your extreme displeasure, Metal Machine Music - disc one, side one. Anybody who claims to enjoy this is either mentally unbalanced or a fucking liar.

Bootleg Wednesdays


Elvis Costello and the Attractions, live from the Agora, December 5, 1977. Cleveland rocks! Here's Little Triggers for a sample. For the rest, you'll have to Face The Past.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Chalk one up for the optimists

An extract from an interesting editorial in Sunday's Washington Post:

Take energy. Today, 70 percent of it comes from fossil fuels, a 19th-century technology. But if we could capture just one ten-thousandth of the sunlight that falls on Earth, we could meet 100 percent of the world's energy needs using this renewable and environmentally friendly source. We can't do that now because solar panels rely on old technology, making them expensive, inefficient, heavy and hard to install. But a new generation of panels based on nanotechnology (which manipulates matter at the level of molecules) is starting to overcome these obstacles. The tipping point at which energy from solar panels will actually be less expensive than fossil fuels is only a few years away. The power we are generating from solar is doubling every two years; at that rate, it will be able to meet all our energy needs within 20 years.

. . . .

It's important to understand that exponentials seem slow at first. In the mid-1990s, halfway through the Human Genome Project to identify all the genes in human DNA, researchers had succeeded in collecting only 1 percent of the human genome. But the amount of genetic data was doubling every year, and that is actually right on schedule for an exponential progression. The project was slated to take 15 years, and if you double 1 percent seven more times you surpass 100 percent. In fact, the project was finished two years early. This helps explain why people underestimate what is technologically feasible over long periods of time -- they think linearly while the actual course of progress is exponential.

Sushi for the educated palate

I confess to being a bit of a plain vanilla type when it comes to sushi. Sea Urchin is about as far as I go. This roll, as photographed outside a sushi place in San Francisco on Staurday night, is surely for experts only.

Absenteeism

As you may not have noticed, I have not been much of a bastard lately, due to far too much working like the wrong kind of bastard, and far too little time perusing the old internet tubes. Indeed, I just found out today that NFL apparently has merged with the USFL.

But this weekend I finally got to get away with two chums for a breakneck trip out west to see the San Francisco Giants on Saturday, and the Dodgers on Sunday, flying home tired, sun-burned, and grumpy on Monday. Above is the charming fake deer that graces the bullpen at otherwise charmless Dodger stadium.

I've been to what is now known as AT&T Park in SF before, and it is a really terrific stadium. The fans in the bleachers are friendly and knowledgeable about the game, the beer is good, and, of course, it is always a treat to have a night our in SF. Neither decrepit, hard to get to, Dodger Stadium, nor its moronic, uninterested fans, fare well in comparison, but hey: it was a nice day, and there are worse things to do than catch a game in a new (to us) stadium.

For Once, Jay's Right...


Official ACL Line-up was announced today. Seems Radiohead is not on the bill. Does that mean Yorke won't be doing the Kiddie Jam?

Watchmen Video Blog!


Here's the first of 12 video blogs for Watchmen. In this episode, Alex McDowell (production designer) discusses the sets. They'll be releasing a new one on the 6th of every month until the movie comes out. I don't know about the rest of you bastards, but Lurker should enjoy watching this for glimpses of familiar places ...

Catch it here.

Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

So I Guess They Have His Gun Now ...


Last week's news, but Moses has left the building.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Did Somebody Say Robots?


Here's Nemo Gould's Little Big Man, a sculpture made almost entirely from found parts. Below is a photo to give you an idea of scale ...

Materials:
Vintage wooden radio cabinet, street lamp poles, vacuum cleaner parts, industrial food processor, antlers, chair legs, dining room table top, floor polisher, miscellaneous found pieces of hardware and scrap metal, motors, lights.

There's a whole gallery of his stuff you can check out here. This shit is badass. You have been warned.

Supposedly unreleased ACL Festival Line-up


Take special note of the "Kiddie Limits Superjam." Sigh.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Do You Like REM??

Frankly That's Pathetic. Except its not. Rock on, brothers, Rock on!!

I Keep Forgetting To Tell You ...


I've been very impressed recently with NPR's All Songs Considered podcasts. I've downloaded full concerts by The New Pornographers, Spoon, and Nick Lowe. All shows come with Bob Boilen-hosted interviews tacked on at the end, kinda like dessert. Of these three, I think the Nick Lowe performance is my favorite. It's Nick and his acoustic guitar in what sounds like a rather intimate venue. He sprinkles a bunch of the old hits among his new, mellower songs, and he's very chatty and funny throughout. (Dave, you're in for a treat.)

But wait, there's more!

As a bonus, here's Ray Davies as guest DJ on All Songs Considered, playing songs by artists who influenced him growing up.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Dick


Why is he smiling? Look closely at his glasses...

Everybody Krautrock!


Released in 1971 as a double album, Tago Mago is the second studio album by German experimental rock band Can.

Perhaps AllMusic describes it best:
With the band in full artistic flower and Suzuki's sometimes moody, sometimes frenetic speak/sing/shrieking in full effect, Can released not merely one of the best Krautrock albums of all time, but one of the best albums ever, period. Tago Mago is that rarity of the early '70s, a double album without a wasted note, ranging from sweetly gentle float to full-on monster grooves. "Paperhouse" starts things brilliantly, beginning with a low-key chime and beat, before amping up into a rumbling roll in the midsection, then calming down again before one last blast. Both "Mushroom" and "Oh Yeah," the latter with Schmidt filling out the quicker pace with nicely spooky keyboards, continue the fine vibe. After that, though, come the huge highlights -- three long examples of Can at its absolute best. "Halleluwah" -- featuring the Liebezeit/Czukay rhythm section pounding out a monster trance/funk beat; Karoli's and Schmidt's always impressive fills and leads; and Suzuki's slow-building ranting above everything -- is 19 minutes of pure genius. The near-rhythmless flow of "Aumgn" is equally mind-blowing, with swaths of sound from all the members floating from speaker to speaker in an ever-evolving wash, leading up to a final jam. "Peking O" continues that same sort of feeling, but with a touch more focus, throwing in everything from Chinese-inspired melodies and jazzy piano breaks to cheap organ rhythm boxes and near babbling from Suzuki along the way. "Bring Me Coffee or Tea" wraps things up as a fine, fun little coda to a landmark record.
Tago Mago has been cited as an influence by everybody from Radiohead to John Lydon to Primal Scream to the Jesus and Mary Chain to the Flaming Lips. (Spoon is even named after a Can song!) And according to the sometimes reliable Wikipedia, Tago Mago is included in a book called 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.

So won't you open your minds and Feel The Presence of Can?

I Think She's Making A Point ... But What Is It?

Monday, April 07, 2008

Fuckin' Mother Fucker

They fuckin' had 'em.

There We Go!

Archive.org allows you to embed their player. Here's a little Ted Leo to test run.



What is it with these New Zealanders and small animals?


A New Zealand man is facing five years in prison after being accused of assaulting a boy with a hedgehog.

Police allege that William Singalargh, 27, picked up the hedgehog and threw it at the 15-year-old boy in the North Island town of Whakatane.

Police senior sgt Bruce Jenkins said: "It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks." The boy did not need medical treatment after the Feb 9 incident.

More sordid details here.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Great Weekend for Basketball



Hope Memphis can win 2 more games this season. Losing to a powder blue southern California team at this point would be like taking a knee to the crotch. Like in this really painful clip from a '70s Ohio St/Minnesota game!

Can I get a "Go Tigers" from anyone?

Friday, April 04, 2008

Speaking of Great Music, Part Doo


This, from Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, is splendid. They've got an album coming out sometime here soon. Were anyone lucky enough to live in Memphis, TN, they could go see them at the Hi Tone on April 29.

Speaking Of Great Music


Did anybody know The Breeders had a new one coming out next week? Me either. The above performance is from their last release that I knew nothing about, 2002's Title TK. This song is called "Huffer," and what's not to LOVE? Great hooks, Kim Deal's amazing voice, poppy harmonies, driving eighth-note b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bass, playful call-and-response guitars ... And man, I'm a sucker for drummers who pound the hell out of 'em with clock-like precision, but make it look as effortless as reading the newspaper. I dare you to try to get this one of your head after a couple listens ...

Full disclosure: I had a major crush on Kim Deal back in the 90's.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Kisses

Dave's iPod experiment has made me realize how much I owe you bastards for my musical development. I'm wondering how I ever found out about great music before I started lurking here, I have no clue! Sincerely, I owe you guys so much. Thanks for letting me join you!

Sloppy, wet kisses all around, starting with Jay for inviting me to your party! Doesn't change the fact that you're all otherwise total wastes of human life, but God, you guys are fucking amazing when it comes to music!

For No Reason In Particular ...


It's a shout out to one of my favorite author/illustrators, Edward Gorey. With a link to one of my favorite books, The Gashlycrumb Tinies. Anybody else feel the love?

The Great iPod Experiment



All right, its time for some truth and honesty. And lists. Next time you're listening to your iPod thingamajiggy, list the first five songs that come up when you random shuffle. Should be........ illuminating. I'll martyr myself first.

1. Flop - Regrets
2. The Byrds - All I Really Want to Do
3. Springsteen - Gypsy Biker
4. Ray Davies - Hymn for a New Age
5. Simon and Garfunkel - The Boxer

Not too shameful! Thank God certain numbers chose not to appear. This time.

Oh Hell Yes.


I've always had a soft spot for R.E.M. Although I used to love hardcore punk, I didn't really find 'college' rock until 1987 and I got into Document. That led me directly to The Replacements, The Smiths, Camper van Beethoven, etc. Because of this, I've always cut Stipe and Co. some slack. Their past three albums have been 'challenging' for me. I figure I can stitch a great album out of combining the three, and I admired their willingness to experiment and get out of the box, but the music was mannered and more than a little cold.

I'm pleased to say that Accelerate returns an urgency to the band I haven't heard since the late 80s. Many will compare this album to Monster because of the LOUD guitars, but this is actually a lot more like the faster stuff on Life's Rich Pageant. The songs are catchy on first listen and Stipe has never sounded better. Back too are the great harmonies of Mike Mills, which were pretty much missing in action for the past ten years. And did I mention that the eleven songs take a scant 33 minutes to tear through? I will soon Feature This Presentation. Welcome back fellas!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Punk Grows Up

I know you guys are too old for punk, but so is Pennywise. Lead vocalist/guitarist Jim Lindberg actually wrote a book about being a punk rock dad. And they've just released a new CD. Free Tunes, Punks!

Catchy Wednesday(?)

And Now The Curse of Marjorie. Anyone heard of Nurses? This is a great song, but they seem to have a minimal web footprint. Damn cool video, too. I'm too spoiled these days to buy a CD on the strength of a single song. (How the times have changed!!!!)