Thursday, April 30, 2009

Drinkability?



I keep seeing these Bud Light commercials with the theme of "drinkability." It's reportedly part of a $50 million(!) campaign. It strikes me that only a domestic beer producer would spend that kind of money to trumpet the fact that you can actually drink its product.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The One Who Calls Himself 'Shadow Hare'



I guess what struck me about this piece is how close it is to what Jay has been doing around Memphis lately. I don't want to say too much here and give anything away, but hats off to all those in masks and spandex who make our communities a little safer.

Oh Sweet Jeebus


One big, gushy love letter to seventies power-pop. Roll the windows down and crank this shit up. Now.

Don't Forsake The Priapism.

Pocket Theremin


Jay needs this Gakken Theremin Premium for the Subteens electro-jazz-funk rebirth. It's less than $200, but the instructions are in Japanese, so it may take some time to figure out how to play it.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Okay, Seriously


Am I the only one who hears Inspector Clouseau every time this comes up in the news?

"Swine flu!"

Monday, April 27, 2009

Michael McKean Explains Spinal Tap Songs


From The Onion's A.V. Club:
A few years ago, filmmaker Christopher Guest—the brains behind This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, and A Mighty Wind—was asked to speak at a retrospective on his films. So he phoned Michael McKean and Harry Shearer, costars of those films, and asked them to show up and play a few Spinal Tap songs—acoustic, and not in costume. The songs were well received, and now the threesome has launched a tour that continues the theme. “Unwigged & Unplugged” kicked off April 17 in Vancouver, and features low-key versions of Spinal Tap, Guffman, and Wind songs, sung by the comedic masterminds who originally penned them. The A.V. Club asked McKean, free from the faux-British accent, to share the stories behind the satirical ditties of Spinal Tap.
Read the rest here.

As a bonus, here's Spinal Tap performing "Big Bottom" at Live Earth with 19 bass players! (Some of whom you might recognize ...)

Friday, April 24, 2009

The Sounds


Thanks to Andrew for reminding me of this awesome Swedish pop/new wave/rock and roll band. The album 'Living in America' is now Featured Too Prominently. The outstanding tracks on this one from 2003 are 'Dance With Me' (perfect loud guitars, catchy melody, gay keyboards) and the title track. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

May 19











Steve Albini (!) producing. This song - the first single - seems a bit dumbed down for Mr. Cocker, but I'm reserving judgment.

Wow

I'm speechless.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Let's hear it for Sweden

My love affair with Scandanavian pop music continues with The Sounds, who are delightfully earnest (or very tongue in cheek -- can't tell which) but also catchy, infectious, and at least one of them wears Andy Taylor-style headbands. What more could a young man ask for?



The Sounds - Painted By Numbers

My Latest Obsession

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Attention to Detail



Good Lord -- is it any wonder the hapless Nats are 1 and 7? They apparently went three innings before anyone noticed and changed the jerseys. At least it is not as bad as the one below (although I guess phonetically it makes no difference):

Thursday, April 16, 2009

"The Scot Heard Around The World"



You may have read about this, but here is the video of 47-year old Susan Boyle on the TV show "Britain's Got Talent" -- the latest spin-off from the "Pop Idol" series of shows. As today's Washington Post put it:

[T]hanks to a digital flash flood in the media age, the 47-year-old unemployed woman who claims to have never been kissed is suddenly a global sensation.

Last weekend, the frizzy-haired, squarely built Boyle walked onto the stage of "Britain's Got Talent" to barely suppressed snickers from the audience and skeptical eye rolls from Cowell, the unfailingly caustic judge on both "American Idol" and the British TV show.

The audience laughed mercilessly as Boyle did a saucy hip wiggle and said she'd like a chance to prove she could be as good as Elaine Paige, a legendary singer often called the first lady of British musical theater.

Those present were clearly prepared to howl.

Then Boyle opened her mouth. And within the first few bars of "I Dreamed a Dream," from the hit musical "Les Miserables," the audience was standing and applauding. The judges pronounced themselves shocked and impressed with Boyle's soaring vocals, and millions watching knew they had just seen a rare gem of a moment on live television.

Quite a voice, I must say.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Lambchop


CAE Lambchop #1 - "National Talk Like A Pirate Day" from La Blogotheque on Vimeo.
I bought the most recent release by these guys a while back and really like it. I'll feel terrible probably this weekend, but in the meantime here is the best song on the CD. (It is quite long.)

Shit


Marilyn Chambers is dead. Now Jay's going to feel weird when he does what he does while watching her movies.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'Thundercats'


Good news from The Onion!

According to executives, Warner Bros. settled on Bay after a 12-month search of Hollywood's most reviled directors, including Joel Schumacher, Roland Emmerich, and Brett Ratner. In the end, the studio decided only Bay could be relied upon to deliver a 220-minute cinematic clusterfuck with enough tedious performances, overblown cinematography, and CGI explosions to make even the most casual fan want to scratch their eyes out.

"No filmmaker working today has Bay's ability to somehow direct his actors to be both emotionless and melodramatic at once," Warner Bros. CEO Barry Meyer said. "And I personally can't wait to see how he needlessly overcomplicates the plot."

Read the rest here.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Back to Work!


Well, fellas, after an all-too-brief "vacation," I'm off to Fla to start the new job. Flying down tomorrow, start on Tuesday. Nervous? Sure. Excited? Absolutely. Wish me luck!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Some Weekend Cave Music



Another recent acquisition, Nick Cave's Nocturama, and it is just oh so satisfactory. Nick is one of those artists who make me shut my eyes and tilt my head to one side when I'm listening. I think that means he's really good, but I could just be getting sleepy. Belfegore, for instance, doesn't do that to me.

Another appropriate one for you who, like Dave said, have been Forgetting To Pray.

Andy Kaufman, 30 Years Ahead Of His Time

Andy's Glyn Styler post got me digging around for old Andy Kaufman clips, and I hit the motherlode. This is Kaufman at his best, baiting the good people of Memphis. I actually remember seeing this on Saturday morning local television when I was a kid. We call it rasslin' here.

From the sometimes reliable Wikipedia:

Kaufman grew up admiring professional wrestlers and the world in which they perform. Inspired by the theatricality of kayfabe, the staged nature of the sport, and his own tendency to form elaborate hoaxes, Kaufman began wrestling women during his act and was the self-proclaimed "Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion of the World," taking on an aggressive and ridiculous personality based upon the characters invented by professional wrestlers. He offered a $1,000 reward to any woman who could pin him.

Later, after a challenge from professional wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler, Kaufman would step into the ring (in the Memphis wrestling circuit) with a man—Lawler himself. Their ongoing feud, often featuring Jimmy Hart and other heels in Kaufman's corner, included a broken neck for Kaufman as a result of Lawler's piledriver and a famous on-air fight on a 1982 episode of Late Night with David Letterman. For some time after that, Kaufman appeared everywhere wearing a neck brace, insisting that his injuries were worse than they were. Kaufman would continue to defend the Inter-Gender Championship in the Mid-South Coliseum, and offered an extra prize, other than the $1,000.00: that if he was pinned, the woman who pinned him would get to marry him and that he (Kaufman) would shave his head bald as well.

Kaufman and Lawler's famous feud and wrestling matches were later revealed to have been staged, or a "work," as the two were actually friends. The truth about its being a "work" was not disclosed until more than 10 years after Kaufman's death, when the Emmy-nominated documentary, A Comedy Salute to Andy Kaufman, aired on NBC in 1995. Coincidentally, Jim Carrey (who also shares Kaufman's birthday) is the one who reveals the secret, and would later go on to play Kaufman in the 1999 film Man on the Moon. In a 1997 interview with the Memphis Flyer, Lawler claimed he had improvised during their first match and the Letterman incident. Although officials at St. Francis Hospital stated that Kaufman's neck injuries were real, in his 2002 biography It's Good to Be the King ... Sometimes, Lawler detailed how they came up with the angle and kept it quiet. Even though Kaufman's injury was legitimate, the pair pretended that the injury was more severe than it was. He also said that Kaufman's explosion on Letterman was the comedian's own idea, including when Lawler slapped Kaufman out of his chair.

Lawler also revealed in his autobiography that after Kaufman's death, family members discovered numerous uncashed checks from his wrestling tenure, suggesting that Kaufman participated in wrestling purely for the love of the sport, and not for money.

Comedian or performance artist, I think Andy Kaufman was a genius.

Wednesday Week



I'll take a stab at catchy Friday. Here's one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite underrated 'punk' bands, the Undertones. This is a lot more jangly n' catchy than punk, but I love it all the same.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Wish me luck guys -- I'm flying solo this weekend for the first time, while the wife yucks it up in New Orleans. A2 sure is going to like watching golf on TV by the time she gets back!

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Belfegore



Searching for this song online has been something I've done periodically since Gore invented the internets. It was one of my very favorite songs in HS (kudos to Rob White) and I would listen to it at eardrum-damaging volume in my car. Inspired by Planet P, I went searching again and found that I'd always spelled the band's name wrong. God bless the Google and God bless the USA.

I think it still kicks, but it's much to dear to me for objectivity. Listening to it for the first time in about 20 years, suddenly it didn't seem so Thursday.

Planet P

I guess I've gotten to the age where I completely forget certain things until I stumble across them. Here's a perfect example.

Glyn Styler Doesn't Care What You Think


I can't believe I've never heard of this guy before. What's interesting is that by the end of the video I was not sure whether Styler or Brent Newman is the imaginary character. Or maybe both.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Black is the New Black


This is Nancy Black. I think she will be the next big thing, by which time we'll all be bored of her already. There's another good song, "Side by Side" on her myspace page.

Do you like to dip things?


I do. And that's why m'lady and I will be dining at the Melting Pot this evening. It's a spendy night out, but I'm trying to revive our nation's economy, even if I have to do it myself. Besides, we have a gift card AND a coupon. Four courses: cheese, salad, entree (lobster, beef, pork, chicken) and dessert (chocolate) plus a little vino makes me very, very happy. Dip on bastards, Dip on.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Langhorne Slim



I picked up Langhorne Slim's first CD recently. Joe is probably familiar with him, since he's kind of in that Dylan, ABBA, Okkervil River line.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Beaulah - When Your Heartstrings Break




I'm not the music store impulse buyer I once was, thanks in a large part to you generous and knowledgeable bastards. I rarely buy anything now unless I have a pretty good idea it's going to be good, though I do still get burned once in a while. I did pick this CD up though, on the strength of The Coast is Never Clear (which coincidentally was released on Sept. 11, 2001 and had a picture of an airplane on the back), and it turned out to be a very nice find.

Beulah was associated with the Elephant 6 Collective, which also worked with Of Montreal, among others.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

CADIE

If you haven't spend a good chunk of your day checking out Google's new AI Cadie, then it has sadly been wasted. I encourage you to participate in this historic moment in search engine technology. Cadie has already built some custom Google applications, like the intelligent email answering app, and a document fixer that goes miles beyond spell-check.

Interactive MAD Fold-Ins


Here's a collection of interactive MAD Fold-Ins, courtesy of The New York Times. (I actually had the issue in which this one originally appeared ...)

Check 'em out here.

My new blog


Given that it seems I am the only one of us without a blog to call my own, I finally decided to start one along the lines of Dave’s "28 books" except that mine is a bit more low-brow and focuses on my well known fondness for tarts. The basic plan is to chronicle my various experiences with sweet and savory tarts, both here in DC, and also on my frequent business trips, but I’m also hoping to feature some more in-depth posts on tart-related topics such as:

Are hot tarts better? Generally speaking yes, but they are also harder to find and usually more expensive. If you haven’t had a tart in a while it may not be worth holding out for a hot one.

Are ethnic tarts worth trying? In many cases yes, but be careful! I’m quite partial to Indian and Latin American tarts (I enjoyed a very fresh little Mexican tart just last weekend), although some people find them too spicy, and of course the French are famous for having very attractive tarts. Eastern European tarts, however, while cheap, are often tough and rather stale.

Where can I find the best tarts, especially in a strange city? This is largely a matter of experience. In many of the older European cities there are specific districts where it is easy to find a good tart. In New Orleans and other warm weather cities, you can often track down some fantastic tarts just by following your nose. If in doubt, the concierge of your hotel will usually be able to tell you where to go.

Anyway, I hope you all will check it out. The URL is www.ilikeanicetart.blogspot.com.