Shit

"And that's why I can make a radio out of a coconut, and not fix a hole in a boat."

- Russell Johnson, on the Professor having a degree from M.I.T.
You, sitting there: describe how Gilligan's Island shaped who you are today.

YARRRH!

You know what to do, seamen!

Bastard in Paradise

So next Thursday I'll be heading to Hawaii (Maui to be exact) for a week of sand and sun. Did I mention that this trip is pretty much paid for by my incredibly generous father and stepmom? And that we'll be seeing a magic show? And whale watching? Have a nice end of January plebes!