Smile. Say Cheese.

As the photog in residence here at Los Bastardos Unidos, I try to stay on the cutting edge of artistic photo imaging. I recently stumbled on this photo shoot with Claudia Schiffer, and all I can say is Brilliant!
I plan to use this technique on my next session with Jay...

Week Five Weigh In

189.0, a one week loss of 1 pound.

Total weight lost so far, 6.4 pounds.

I've corrected an error from last week. The digital scale was wavering between 190 and 188.8, and I foolishly gave myself the benefit of the doubt, knowing damn-good-and-well I had eaten like a pig the previous weekend.

This week I didn't do all that much different (from previous weeks when I was sticking to the plan), which tells me that my metabolism has adjusted to eating less. Put simply, I'm getting to the hard part: the last ten. To reach my goal, I'll be stepping up the weightlifting (four times a week!) starting next Monday. God help me.

I Love Shit Like This

This is a scene from 2006's Children of Men. According to fxguide, the shot is a composite of London's Battersea power station and a bridge located over the M3 in Surry, but check out the Pink Floyd homage that you might have missed. Click to embiggen and look between the two chimneys on the right.

More On 419eater

From 419eater:

So what is scambaiting? Well, put simply, you enter into a dialogue with scammers simply to waste their time and resources. Whilst you are doing this, you will be helping to keep the scammers away from real potential victims and screwing around with the minds of deserving thieves.

It doesn't matter if you are new to this sport or a hardened veteran; if you are wasting the time of a scammer, or frustrating them in any way, well that's good enough for us, and we would welcome you to join with our now very large community.

Although this site concentrates mainly on the Nigerian 419 scam, we are happy to deal with other types of scams if and when the opportunity arises. We also have a large team of experts dedicated to the removal and closure of fake scammer banks and sites.

The following are some of my favorite photos from 419eater's Trophy Room. Typically, the thieves are coerced into declaring allegiance with some made up church or organization before any money changes hands. Hilarity ensues.

Oh, your knowledge of felching makes one of these funnier.

Make Photos Look Old

Damn, wish I'd had this yesterday ...

Courtesty of Wanokoto Labs. Check it out here.

Memphis, TN, Ca. 1993