Bastard Field Trip!

It's the event Joe's been waiting for his entire life: the ABBA Museum is finally OPEN.

And before you laugh, just remember that members of both Elvis Costello & The Attractions and The Sex Pistols have admitted to ripping them off.

Bombing Suspects

Posted to the FBI's site earlier today. You've probably already seen it, but what the hell.

LOVE LOVE LOVE This Show

And miss it a lot. Wasn't there a special in the works?

Name Our New Hamster

The Bastards Salute You

See? It really happened.

Golden Books

I've been meaning to post this for awhile, but Josh Cooley, a mighty talented story artist at Pixar, has produced a series of Golden Book parodies based on classic movies for adults such as The Terminator, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Good Fellas. I've collected the ones I could For The Price of a few minutes. Just ask for Cooley ...

Nashville, Pussies!

Doing an ol' fashioned boys weekend in Music City with the Pixies at the Ryman Friday night. Apparently, I also have tix for LSU / Vandy Saturday night, which should be inneresting. I'll be either very drunk and happy after FSU's win, or very drunk and sad after FSU's loss. Should be fun either way. Any bastards that might be in the vicinity of those two areas and want to catch up for a beer, shoot me an e-mail.

Sadly, I will have to miss the ol' fashioned book burning here in Pigville. I think I'll firebomb a couple of dentists offices in Nashville just for good measure.