Bastard Field Trip!

It's the event Joe's been waiting for his entire life: the ABBA Museum is finally OPEN.

And before you laugh, just remember that members of both Elvis Costello & The Attractions and The Sex Pistols have admitted to ripping them off.

2012 Marvel Handbook Casually Reveals Peter Parker Uncircumcised

God bless The Onion.

Oh the Vanity!

Any of you fine bastards ever order a personalized plate? This is my first. Our upstanding educator can clue us in to the proper pronunciation. I think he recognizes the word.
You have to list three options on the request. [See mine above.] High praise to anyone who recognizes my first option without using the Google.

It's Just Your Jive Talkin'

Maybe

Produced by Robert Rodriguez and starring Adrien Brody? I'm cautiously optimistic ...

Geocities-izer

Make any webpage look like it was made by a 13 year-old in 1996. Fun for hours right here.

We would look like this.

I'm back little bitches!

The New Orleans trip was amazing. I did the following:
1) Ate and drank at Parasol's in the Irish Channel
2) Went to a house party
3) Had beignets and cafe au lait
4) Played music with friends
5) Drank at Pal's Lounge, Mick's, the R Bar, dba, Les Bon Temps, etc.
6) Saw Rebirth Brass Band at the Maple Leaf (see above for some RBB footage)
7) Went to the National WW2 Museum and saw an amazing 4D film
8) Hung out with lots and lots of old friends
9) Had a mufaletta at Frank's
10) Drank a daiquiri in the Quarter
11) Had to stop my car so a parade could pass by
12) Toured the 9th Ward and was inspired by lots of new construction
13) Didn't die of alcohol poisoning

LBUMG 11 is my new mantra!