Showing posts with label Don't ask what I was doing at K-mart. Show all posts
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Friday, November 29, 2013

I've Got Your Black Friday Right HERE!


Proud of myself for getting Dave's gift at Walgreens before someone at corporate put up the "item no longer available".

Monday, July 23, 2012

Bastards Assemble(d)!

Bastards Eric, Matt and Jay called an emergency assembly in Nashville this past Saturday. And as three bastards is all we need for a quorum (Bastard Charter, Article 1, Section 8, Clause 1), several pressing orders of business were addressed. Perhaps the most surprising was Grand Poobah's closing pronouncement, which I quote word-for-word below:

Joe is no longer Consigliari. He's going to be our lawyer in Vegas. That's no reflection on Joe it's just the way I want it.

Friday, January 06, 2012

Thursday, October 07, 2010

I'm a HOMOwner



I'm not coming out of the closet, but now I own some!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Question


Why couldn't it have been this asshole?

Saturday, February 13, 2010

$5.99 at K-Mart!



I hope I make this shot!
"swish"
Hey, give me my change!