Raleigh Rally

Citizens of the blog: I invited myself to stay with founding Basterd Dave AND run a half-marathon in 35 degree weather this weekend!

Please tell me these are wise moves.

It'll Get You Drunk!

Hand sanitizer. I'm sure this surprises no one.

Holiday Cheer

I'm sure that you bastards will getting your drink on this holiday season, so I thought I'd share this little chart with you. Now you'll have a little guide to keep you in line so you don't over-do it and barf in the punch bowl...

Unofficial Summer Kickoff!

Have a bitchin' three-day weekend, don't do anything I wouldn't do!

TGI Mardi Gras

Embrace your inner Charlie Sheen, bastards!

Andy told me this guy had some problems, but geez....

Catchy Friday

Not the type of thing we usually listen to on Fridays, but you can't deny that its catchy.