It has come to the attention of the Inner Sanctum of the Exalted Cabal that Newbie Lurker Mike has failed to incorporate an avatar into his profile. This causes great consternation as the reader of various posts must look for his name and not identify him by some witty image. Avatars for the other members were carefully chosen to reflect the personalities of the various bloggers: bobble-headed knick knack nerd for Dave; Leering, smug cartoon icon for Jay; Corpse of a cartoon for Joe. Newbie, you are hereby directed to create an avatar for your account by no later than the Monday three days hence. A smashing suggestion was made several posts back, but you may choose your own. Failure to do so will result in excommunication from the Bastardos, with heavy fines to be paid upon expulsion. Go forth! Go forth!** For technical issues re: avatars, please see Jay, leering, smug cartoon icon.
3 comments:
Holy shit, Grand Poo-bahs do not issue edicts lightly. The trouble has been finding the one little, tiny picture that adequately expresses the sublime grandeur of my personality. The pink boots came close, I'll give you that. Are there copyright considerations I have to worry about, or can I just find an avatar out there somewhere and kidnap it?
Copywhat?
Copywho? As a further incentive, let it be known that if no appropriate avatar is found, the pink boots shall reign.
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