Monday, January 28, 2008
Oh Fork Yeah
Rest assured, I shall Fondle The Pope tomorrow.
Fat Children
Last night I had a little altercation
They wobbled menacingly
Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation
Well, they wanted my brand-new phone with all the pictures of the kids and the wife
A struggle ensued and then fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Well, some passers-by took me to the station
The police force was elsewhere,
Putting bullets in some guy's head for no particular reason
So I died in the back of the cab
But I'll be back to haunt them
This thing does not end here
My spirit walks the streets of Tottenham
Singing:
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Oh, the parents are the problem
Giving birth to maggots without the sense to become flies
So pander to your pampered little princess
Of such enormous size
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
Superb. Just superb. I remember fondly his stage invasion during a Michael Jackson performance at the Brit awards, after which he was arrested for allegedly assaulting several children who were part of Jackson's act. I suspect there may be an irony hidden in there somewhere. If I remember right, he was refreshingly unapologetic afterwards, too.
Glad to see that Jarvis still rocks.
"Cunts are still running the world." Indeed.
I'm really digging this disc. A lot.
Andy, I looked for that Michael Jackson invasion clip on YouTube (where I'd seen it before).
Unfortunately, it seems to have been pulled.
Fantastic stuff.
Post a Comment