Wednesday, May 21, 2008

What's not to like about Scarlett Johansson?



The buxom starlet has released a cacophony of poorly executed, insanely over-produced Tom Waits covers. Her debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head rivals Williams Shatner's for great songs gone unforgivably wrong, though I wouldn't tell her so to her breasts.

Face, I mean.

5 comments:

Joe said...

But she's sooooo hot!

Jay said...

What I wouldn't give to be surrounded by a bunch sycophantic suck-ups telling me that everything I did was genius.

Mike said...

You're a genius.

Jay said...

That was easy.

Dave said...

I had a preview of the album. You can't really say she sucks because you can't actually hear her on most of the crap.