A boy says to his mother, "When I grow up, I'm going to be a musician!"
The mother smiles down at him and says, "Oh honey, you can't do both."
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Q: What do you call a guy who hangs out with a group of musicians?
A: A drummer
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Q: What is the difference between a musican and a savings bond?
A: One of these will eventually mature and earn some money.
Anyone got any favorites?
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Q: How can you tell a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knocking speeds up.
Q: How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A: You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
Q: How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb in place and the world revolves around him.
Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: Drops him off at band practice.
Q: What happened when the band locked the keys in the van?
A: It took them an hour to get the drummer out.
I love the stripper one. I wonder why Joe hasn't responded, what on earth could be keeping him busy?
Q: How are Ginger Baker and convenience store coffee alike?
A: They both suck without Cream.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
A: No one takes his shoes off to jump on a banjo.
Outside of Jay, I don't know any musician jokes.
Tee hee.
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