Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hello, Larry


Here's the juicy bit from the CNN.com article:
According to Roll Call, the arresting officer alleged that Craig lingered outside a restroom stall where the officer was sitting, then entered the stall next door and blocked the door with his luggage.

According to the arrest report cited by Roll Call, Craig tapped his right foot, which the officer said he recognized "as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct."

The report alleges Craig then touched the officer's foot with his foot and the senator "proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times," according to Roll Call.

At that point, the officer said he put his police identification down by the floor so Craig could see it and informed the senator that he was under arrest, before any sexual contact took place.
I almost feel sorry for the GOP. Almost. Read the complete article here.

7 comments:

Joe said...

Also:
"In recent years, Craig's voting record has earned him top ratings from social conservative groups such as the American Family Association, Concerned Women for America and the Family Research Council."
Tee Hee

Dave said...

And I have no doubt my mom has voted for him a few timesD! He Haw!

Jay said...

So many self-loathing homosexual Republicans, so little time ...

Mike said...

Must remember that, about the toe tapping.

Jay said...

"But officer, I was tapping with my LEFT foot!"

Mike said...

The latest, the honorable Sen. Craig states that he takes "a wide stance" when he goes to the bathroom. Well that clears everything up!

Jay said...

Like, the splits?