I hop on a plane for Austin tomorrow to defend my dissertation. If the chips fall right, by Friday evening I will be out of my skull somewhere on South Congress getting a tattoo on my ass and demanding people call me Dr. Joe Bastardo.
To the best of my knowledge, this will render us two Doctors, at least one Master and me, the sexy bachelor. Where are you on the spectrum of academia Lurker?
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Good luck, sir. I will not want to see your ass tattoo, no matter how many times you ask.
Best of luck. Please get a tattoo of Jay on your ass. Or make Jay get a tattoo of your ass on him.
I'm still laughing at the picture you chose! Knock 'em dead and here's a tattoo idea: That's Dr. Asshole to you. Or Jay can kiss this.
Good luck, and congratulations. How sweet it will be.
Andrew.
Am I alone in asking "Well?" Are you finally allowed to wear the coveted "Official bikini inspector Ph.D." T-shirt?
Andrew
To the best of my knowledge, this will render us two Doctors, at least one Master and me, the sexy bachelor. Where are you on the spectrum of academia Lurker?
HS dropout. Learnin' is overrated.
I'm inspired to get my GED though, after Joe's sucksess.
It's Phucking Done.
Congratulations! Excellent job.
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