The SPCA and PETA will be descending upon your house momentarily. If you think the squirrels messed up your house, wait til you see what a vegetarian lesbian* can do!
*Disclaimer: I am not opposed to either lesbians or vegetarians. I was using a stereotype at a pathetic attempt at humor. I understand and acknowledge that those who love animals are not necessarily vegetarians or lesbians. Please do not hate.
You need one of these: http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1138634009/Squirrel_Catapult Jack and I watched this video about a thousand times and he cracked up everytime.
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The SPCA and PETA will be descending upon your house momentarily. If you think the squirrels messed up your house, wait til you see what a vegetarian lesbian* can do!
*Disclaimer: I am not opposed to either lesbians or vegetarians. I was using a stereotype at a pathetic attempt at humor. I understand and acknowledge that those who love animals are not necessarily vegetarians or lesbians. Please do not hate.
Ha ha. Hey, since Joe doesn't blog here anymore, allow me to submit a comment to my original post AS Joe:
Jay sucks.
Jay sucks...hey!
You need one of these:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1138634009/Squirrel_Catapult
Jack and I watched this video about a thousand times and he cracked up everytime.
Oh, baby.
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