Friday, May 30, 2008

Vacation!



I leave with my son for a week at the gulf on Thursday! I'm trying to burn some road CDs. Would anyone like to suggest/upload a road trip playlist? I may be able to come up with one, but I'm looking at 14 hours in the car. I can just burn what I've been listening to, but would love some suggestions, if any of you chaps happen to know something about music.

Also, some recent acquisitions being Flown To Phoenix, if you're interested. Genesis (which I've never been in love with) and Bill Withers.

College World Series


The college baseball regionals start this weekend, with LSU riding a 20-game winning streak, and dark horse Tulane battling Free Shoes U at the Tallahassee regional. Notwithstanding the aurally-offensive and apparently dangerous metal bats, a few of the things I really like about college baseball are:

The complete lack of middle relief pitching, which means an 8-run inning is always on the cards, and no game is over until its over.

Pitchers who are the team's best hitter so play a regular position between starts.

Beer.

Arizona's State players all wearing knee-high socks.

Restaurants in Omaha that learned how to make passable red beans and rice and jambalaya because LSU is in the college world series so often.

And last but not least, the rebuilt post-Katrina ballpark at Tulane, complete with draft Abita and not a bad view in the house (pictured above, as seen on my flying visit last Friday to catch part of the CUSA championship and satisfy my crawdaddy cravings).

Best Long Distance Acceptance Speech Ever?


So Andy, who is Russell Brand? As you are the British bastard, I turn to you.

Really Important Books



Okay, Here's my top music-related books. There are a bunch more I need to read, so if my fellow bastards will add to it, I'll know what I need to add to my Amazon.com order. Sorry, but I don't see myself getting to Melmoth the Wanderer anytime soon.
  • Careless Love: the Unmaking of Elvis Presley by Peter Guralnick

  • Last Train To Memphis: The Rise of Elvis Presley by Peter Guralnick

  • Dream Boogie: The Triumph of Sam cooke by Peter Guralnick (hey!)

  • Chronicles by Bob Dylan

  • Shakey: Neil Young's Biography by Jimmy McDonough

  • Invisible Republic: Bob Dylan's Basement Tapes by Greil Marcus

  • Big Star: The Short Life, Painful Death, and Unexpect Resurrection of the Kings of Power Pop by Rob Jovanovic

  • The Frank Zappa Book by Frank Zappa

  • Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk by Legs McNeil

Obviously, I'm a fan of non-fiction.

Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner



Man, I really miss Warren Zevon. The guy was just an amazing songwriter and was an inspiration when facing a painful death from lung cancer. If you've never checked out his final album, The Wind, you should. He recorded it under intense physical pain and somehow managed to make his best album in years. When he was in the last couple of months of his life, Letterman devoted an entire show to him. No other guests, just Warren, his wit, and his music. Here's Warren performing one of my favorites.

Catchy Friday

This will put a spring in your step.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Read Any Good Books Lately?



There's a spreadsheet you can download here that lists the 1001 books you must read before you die. I, sadly, am only in the mid-thirties. There are several authors represented I have read another title by, but according to the list, I'm in trouble. I'm curious to know how many of these titles you bastards have read. My money is on Jay or Andrew for highest count.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Map of the Week: The World in Orwell's 1984

Can't think why the reaction to Scott McClellan's new book put me in mind of this.

Bonus

Here's Prince doing 'Creep' at Coachella last month.

Radiohead, Live at Bonaroo 2006


In naming Radiohead the best festival band of 2008, David Fricke said:
The best live band in rock played its greatest concert ever on June 17th,2006, at the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival. "The performances are brilliant,"says Radiohead bassist Colin Greenwood, "because they are so relaxed." AtBonnaroo, Greenwood, singer Thom Yorke, drummer Phil Selway, and guitarists EdO'Brien and Colin's brother Jonny covered every extreme in their studio catalog,from the violent double-guitar clang of 1995's The Bends to the hauntedelectronics of 2000's Kid A. But it was in the fresh, unfinished songs, latercut for 2007's In Rainbows, that Radiohead peaked that night. "In 'House ofCards,'" Colin says, "50,000 people threw their glow sticks in the air to thiskick-drum beat and Thom's keening voice. In the film [of the concert], it lookslike Thom walked into a party where he feels instantly at home." Some new songssounded flat at that show, Colin admits. "But isn't that what people want to see — thenext part of the story? They don't want some prepackaged supper-club band."

Seeing as none of us were there, we might have to just take his word for it, but Fortunately There's Proof.



Bodysnatchers

The Best Live Act in the World


Evidently has now gotten better. I saw them live once and there were lots of people in furry costumes, but no naked ladies on stage. Feeling slightly ripped off here. Pitchfork has more photos from Sasquatch Fest.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

It's Good!


Anybody else see it? Roger Ebert sums it up best:
I can say that if you liked the other Indiana Jones movies, you will like this one, and that if you did not, there is no talking to you.
Fuck the haters, it's solid.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Firefox 3 Will Kick Balls


Firefox 3 is almost ready for prime time.

From Lifehacker:
10. Souped-up Add-ons manager

A big part of what makes Firefox so special to power users is its extensibility with extensions, add-ons, plug-ins and themes, and Firefox 3's Add-ons dialog got the attention it deserved. The Fox's Add-Ons menu is more robust and intuitive on at least two fronts. You can search and install extensions and themes right from the pop-up box, no browsing required. Also, a new plug-in manager lets you enable and disable third-party helpers like Flash, QuickTime, and anything else that makes content work (and causes you grief).

9. More intuitive interface overall

Mozilla tweaked and updated a whole lot of little things here and there throughout Firefox 3, which amounts to a big overall boost in usability. Most noticeably when you first switch, the Back button only appears on the address bar if there is a page to go back to, and when it does, it's bigger and easier to click. Users who want to make sites with small text more readable permanently are in luck; Firefox 3 can increase the size of images and text, or just the text, on hard-to-read sites. In addition, Firefox 3 applies favicons more consistently to bookmarks, you can click a site's favicon to get extended site identification information, you can resize the search box to hold more than two words, and the find-on-page search box automatically grabs the currently selected word, just to name a few new UI improvements.

In the long term, once webapps catch up, Firefox 3 will let you do really neat stuff in your browser, like register your favorite webapps to open certain file types, and access your online data even when you're not connected to the 'net. To get a taste, see how you can configure Firefox 3 to launch Gmail for mailto links.

8. Stronger phishing and malware protection

Firefox 3 has stronger filters and protection against malware, phishing sites, cookies, and other tools that compromise privacy and security. A malware warning shows up when you visit sites known to install malicious software, Firefox 3 doesn't show the content of knock-off sites (like PayPal "Update Your Account" phishing scams) by default, and Firefox 3 checks against Google's ever-growing blacklist of phishing sites. Now you can feel even better switching your less tech-aware relatives over to the open-source browser.

7. Improved download manager

Never wonder where a download came from, or went to, again. Gran Paradiso's download manager lets you search through recent files, resume big downloads after a crash or restart, and lets you keep an eye on your transfers in the status bar.

6. Native looks for every system

Your browser is a serious part of your computer time, so having it look like nothing else on your system can be seriously annoying. Firefox's designers made system integration a priority with this release, and it shows—even Windows XP's and Vista's button layouts have subtle differences in color and shading. There's differences at deeper levels, too, with Cover Flow-type styling in the add-ons manager for OS X, transparencies in key places in Vista and OS X, and other tweaks that make your browser feel like a natural extension of your system.
Read the remaining five reasons here.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

This Made Me Laugh

The Hold Steady Almost Killed Scarlett Johansson



The Hold Steady live from Emo's (Austin, of course). New album in July. Playing Carrboro, NC (wherever the hell that is) August 12. Scarlett Johansson is hot. Femininas Tatas Poderosas!





"You Can Make Him Like You"

you don't have to go to the right kind of schools,
let your boyfriend come from the right kind of school
you can wear his old sweatshirt
you can cover yourself like a bruise

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

What's not to like about Scarlett Johansson?



The buxom starlet has released a cacophony of poorly executed, insanely over-produced Tom Waits covers. Her debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head rivals Williams Shatner's for great songs gone unforgivably wrong, though I wouldn't tell her so to her breasts.

Face, I mean.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Helpless confusion breaks out at Sears


I'm confused: Is this the men's room or the ladies room?

The Genius Of Flight Of The Conchords





May 20, 1873: Happy Birthday Waist Overalls


From Wired:

Jacob Youphes, a Latvian immigrant who changed his name to Jacob Davis after coming to the United States in 1854, was working as a tailor in Reno, Nevada, when he hit on the idea of using copper rivets to reinforce denim working pants. Since he obtained his denim from Levi Strauss & Co. in San Francisco, Davis approached Strauss with an offer to file for a joint patent.

Strauss -- knowing a good thing when he saw it -- accepted, and the modern "blue jean" was born.

135 years young today. Come on , you didn't think I'd just post a picture of jeans, did you?

Monday, May 19, 2008

My Head Just Exploded


Drum teacher Danny Britt applies paradiddles as quintuplets. Ouch ouch ouch ouch ...

You're probably asking yourself if he explains the intro for "Hot For Teacher." Why yes, yes he does! Fascinating stuff for wannabe drummers like me.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3