Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Jackass of the Week



Meet Coach Gundy of the Oklahoma State football team. Coach Gundy is very, very angry with a reporter from The Oklahoman newspaper. Evidently, the columnist reported that one of the quarterbacks on the team was a real momma's boy and played scared and was a chicken and yadda, yadda, yadda. Coach Gundy is incensed and goes on this three minute diatribe at the unfortunate reporter. A couple of things he clearly doesn't realize:

1) He is proving the columnist's point every time he refers to 'crying home to your momma' over being criticized.
2) Yes, he is an amateur athlete. However, who the hell are we kidding? Division I College Football IS pro sports as far as I am concerned. If you can't take the heat.....
3) This whole thing about having kids. This female reporter probably doesn't give two shits about all that. And who knows, maybe she DOES have kids? Wouldn't he feel like an ass if he found out she'd had one die or something? Give this schmuck a valium.

5 comments:

Mike said...

Um, a few unresolved childhood issues there, coach?

I kept thinking he was going to cry.

Joe said...

Douchebag.

It's funny, I was just reading an article about how NCAA football is a huge money game, but the players don't really benefit:

here

By the way, here's the reporter's article:
http://newsok.com/article/3131543/1190474803

Joe said...

Oops, that's the link to registration:

http://newsok.com/article/3131543/1190474803

Joe said...

Oh, fuck it. It wasn't a very good article. But the part about the mother feeding him chicken in the parking lot is pretty funny.

Jay said...

Wow. Oddly, this coach also has his supporters ...