Monday, December 31, 2007

Beirut


What do a petromilli, a farfisa, a boouzouki and a broken glass have in common? They're all among the instruments noted in the liner notes of Beirut's CD "The Flying Club Cup." They must've shipped mine from Beirut, it took forever to show up, but now I can't stop listening to it.

Mmmm.....my God!

How I love PostSecret. Have an excellent Ano Nuevo, you Bastardos!

Yikes.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Republican Mike Huckabee said Sunday he would not back down from a 1998 statement in which he said he hoped Baptists would "answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ."

I'm not sure which is scarier, the fact that this could be our next president, or that most of my family and co-workers would vote for him. Or that he's probably a less scary Republican candidate than anyone other than McCain.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Mmmmmmm.....


Ever get a record and after listening to it for about 8 seconds, knowing that you're going to just LOVE it? Man, I'm looking forward to months of wearing this one out. The Jim James version of "Goin' To Alcapulco" was stunning in the movie and is great on the soundtrack. Ramblin' Jack's 'Tom Thumb' is pretting fucking incredible as well. And I have to admit not being cool enough to have actually known the song "I'm Not There" before the movie came out. It's fucking great, though.

See this now

Caught Charlie Wilson's War over the holiday and it is fantastic. Based on the true activities of Charlie Wilson, a congressman from Texas' 2nd district back in the 80s, the movie shows how Wilson went about arming the rebel Afghans who eventually beat back the Soviets. Sounds dull as hell, but the story is brisk, the acting excellent, and there is an undercurrent of humor that pulls it all together. Tom Hanks is Wilson, Julia Roberts plays a Houston socialite who hates communism, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman is just unbelievable as a CIA operative who puts the pieces together. Mike Nichols directed and it is definitely one of the best movies I've seen this year. Oh yeah, you get to see Tom Hanks naked in a hot tub full of nude strippers. At least Joe will see it now.

Friday, December 28, 2007

A story that will make you respect a Hilton.

This probably won't garner as much attention as the next celebrity DUI, but Barron Hilton, the man who's daughter made slutty fashionable, is donating 97% of his $2.3 billion fortune to charitable endeavors. I'd imagine there's some hand-wringing going on in Hilton households all over Beverly Hills. Way to go, Barron! The next time I stay in a Hilton hotel, I swear I'll leave the towels when I check out.

Catchy Friday

A random, absurdly catchy tune to hum in the car on the way to happy hour this evening . . .

I'm Not There


Saw it last night. Excellent. I'm not sure if a non Dylan fanatic would like it so much - or someone who didn't like a bit of artiness in his movies. I, however, found it enthralling. Cate Blanchette lives up to the hype. David Cross is great in his 2-minute part as Allen Ginsburg. The soundtrack is, of course, fantabulous.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Shit


Not really counting on '08 being a peaceful year.

The best medicine

This has been around for a while; in fact, it may have been posted before by one of you bastards. But I saw it again this morning and was chortling away in my office, so have at it once again.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Prine Time

Post-Christmas hangover seems like as good a time as any to share some John Prine. I hardly ever think, "Man, I'd like to hear some John Prine tonight!" But once I start listening to him, I rarely want to stop. Frantic Twangy Poetry.

Truckin' for Jesus

Did you heathens know that in the holy book of Isiah, somewhere in Chapter 35, there is a reference to a "highway of holiness?" Did you also know that there's an Interstate 35 in the United States, traveling from the holy city of New Laredo, through Austin (Willie), Dallas (near where JFK was shot), Oklahoma City (need I remind you), and Minneapolis (falling bridge)? Start prayin', boys. And if you can watch this freak for more than 8 seconds, you're a better Christian than I.

Hellboy II


I remember enjoying the first installment of Hellboy. Good action, some memorable lines and Selma Blair. I was pleasantly surprised to see there's a coming sequel. Should be an ideal date-night movie for you married blokes. Chicks dig comic book movies.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Fun For The Musically Inclined


I bookmarked this awhile back and then promptly forgot it. Compose songs online! Yes, it sounds slightly canned, and yes, there are some frustrating limitations, but what do you want for free?

I dorked around for about 45 minutes; to hear my brilliant new composition, "Smegma," login here with the following info and then look under the MY SONGS heading.

email: imabastard@hotmail.com

password: music

The Lou Reed/Rutles Connection


I was watching the Transformer "Classic Albums" episode on VH1 Classic last night, when it occurred to me that the session drummer they interviewed looked really familiar. He's obviously older now, so it took me a second, but Barry Wom (okay, John Halsey) played drums on Transformer!

Catchy Friday

A random, absurdly catchy tune to hum in the car on the way to happy hour this evening (or, in this case, on the way to a four day Chelada-fest). I hope you bastards have a lazy and over-indulgent Christmas, and a regret-free New Year.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

If There's a Bustle in Your Hedgerow, Meet the Beatnix

From our friends at Best Week Ever, an awesome video of a Beatles tribute band covering 'Stairway to Heaven' mersey style. If you want the mp3, go here.

Dave's Got a Fan in Nebraska


Laurel, to be exact. 44 visits in the last month. I was looking at the analytics on our little blargh here. We had 169 visitors in the last month. That's probably about 165 more than nakedpicturesofjay.com got.

They keep going and going and going


The other day I saw a decrepit, rusty, at least 15-year old, Chevy minivan in my neighborhood with sparkling new spinning rims. Which got me to thinking about the potential market for my latest invention (pictured above): Hamster Rims. A set of 4 would retail for, let’s say $500, and would come with a year’s supply of hamsters (i.e., 1460 hamsters). What do you think? Any other pointlessly cruel ways to trick out that pimp-mobile?

Somewhere, Joe Strummer Is Crying


Is nothing sacred?! (I'm only half-kidding ...)