That's great! These Onion news pieces are really hilarious.
I watched the whole thing waiting for a punchline.
You don't get it?
Ha ha. Oh yeah. I missed it the first time.
I thought the joke was that they are giving him CPR but they haven't noticed that he's been sliced in half in a terrible accident, and probably isn't worth saving.
I thought the joke was that they expect us to believe that they one day will let a woman read the news.
I thought the joke was that CPR will not be allowed under Obamacare.
I thought the joke was that this scene is supposed to be set in 1743, but the doctor is wearing a digital watch!
I thought the joke was that he says you are supposed to push hard, about 3 inches, 100 times a minute.
That was the most inspired run of posts ever- Andrew for Poobah!!!! I'm LMFAO (if indeed that stands for Littering My Fajitas and Oranges).
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That's great! These Onion news pieces are really hilarious.
I watched the whole thing waiting for a punchline.
You don't get it?
Ha ha. Oh yeah. I missed it the first time.
I thought the joke was that they are giving him CPR but they haven't noticed that he's been sliced in half in a terrible accident, and probably isn't worth saving.
I thought the joke was that they expect us to believe that they one day will let a woman read the news.
I thought the joke was that CPR will not be allowed under Obamacare.
I thought the joke was that this scene is supposed to be set in 1743, but the doctor is wearing a digital watch!
I thought the joke was that he says you are supposed to push hard, about 3 inches, 100 times a minute.
That was the most inspired run of posts ever- Andrew for Poobah!!!! I'm LMFAO (if indeed that stands for Littering My Fajitas and Oranges).
Post a Comment