Jesus said, "Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash."
One of the disciples asked, "What of the man who builds his house inside the house built on the rock? Surely his house will be even less damaged by water and wind. Is this what we should do?"
And Jesus said, "No, don't do that."
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"Wait, what?" And he became a pillar of salt.
That was hilarious.
Also on that site,
Actual Hummer Dealers:
Suburban Hummer (Troy, MI)
Team Hummer (Pasadena, CA)
Hummer of Thousand Oaks (Thousand Oaks, CA)
Hummer of Manhattan (New York, NY)
Classic Hummer (Grapevine, TX)
Bravo Hummer (El Paso, TX)
Frontier Hummer (Billings, MT)
Bob Ross Hummer (Dayton, OH)
Long Hummer (Southborough, MA)
Three Way Hummer (Bakersfield, CA)
We have a dealership here in town called Eye Crossing Hummer.
Okay not really, but Three Way Hummer is pretty funny. Didn't we kick that name around for the blargh?
Hilarious site!
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