Friday, November 02, 2012

Playin the Ponies


You degenerate gamblers are hereby exhorted to wager upon the only horse known to be named for a bastard - Handsome Mike - at tomorrow's Breeder's Cup Classic. I'm pretty sure he's on the dope.

2 comments:

Mike said...

I invoke bastardo solidarity, place those bets!

Dave said...

ummm..I'll take Fort Larned at 11 to 1. And I posted this before the race. Really.