Happy Election Day bastards! We have the day off from school so we'll be voting and having red and blue cocktails afterward. Our special Election Night meal will consist of chicken wings (left wings and right wings) and some of Obama's favorite Chicago chili recipe. Our long national nightmare (the campaign season) is almost over. I know Bastard Matt voted early- any of you others do so?
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Meant to, but didn't make it. So it's a long-ass line for me.
I VOTED.
Long-assed line on the last day of early voting here. I scrolled down through the Green, Constitutional and Independent candidates but didn't see a Bastard ticket. Is Joe not running for anything this year?
I thought it was next year. Sorry, Eric. I am headed to Columbus, Ohio tomorrow, of all places. Seriously. BUT, I will hopefully be going to see Aimee Mann w/ Ted Leo and His Pharmacists.
Tell the truth Joe. You've been banned from ballots in several states because of 'conduct unbecoming'. Looks like we'll soon be adding Ohio to that list.
Unbecoming indeed!
Reports of voter intimidation are already rolling in. Automated phone calls telling people they can vote over the phone and that voting has been rescheduled for Wednesday. Just fucking evil shit.
Smells like desperation on someone's part.
Somebody call it.
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