Thursday, May 31, 2007

Is It Getting Funnier or Scarier?


From Salon:
friends of the president from Texas were "shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated, 'I am the president!' He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of 'our country's destiny.'"

Joe, Jeff Tweedy Thinks It's Okay If You Don't Like His New Album


Damn fine interview with Tweedy at The Onion's A.V. Club.

Read it here.

IG-88: The Dancing Robot

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Man's Man Or Trying Too Hard?


Although Premiere magazine went tits up earlier this year, its ghost lives on as 1s & 0s. They've got a pretty good interview with Michael Madsen that's being featured this week. Among other things, he reveals that Sin City 2's future might be in jeopardy because of the crappy performance of Grindhouse.

I can't decide if Madsen's the real deal or not. This guy wants to be Robert Mitchum so much it's a little sad.

Check it.

Supersonic RC

This is, hands down, one of the best online games at the LEGO site. (I said put your hands down, Joe.) Ian and I play this every now and then, but we don't even look for the checkpoints; we're stunt drivers, daddy-o! There's also a few hidden areas you can access. For some reason, this LEGO toy store has lots of boards propped up on its shelves ...

Waste an hour or so here.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Lost Subteens EP


A few weeks back, Joe asked about the elusive lost Subteens EP. As luck would have it, I found an image of the cover whilst digging through some old floppy discs (remember those?) last night. The EP itself is pretty bad – with the exception of a song or two – as there was no clear-cut musical direction when it was recorded. Three writers, two different writing styles.

I still kinda like that cover, though ...

You Knew I Was Gonna

"Sky Blue Sky" on "Fly to Pie"

For once I agree with Pitchfork:
Charged up and bursting with eccentric and experimental talent, Wilco Mk. 5 seemed poised to generate the band's finest-- or at least most interesting-- music yet. Instead, it produced Sky Blue Sky.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Happy Birthday, Bob



Sixty-six!

Kevin Smith Tells A Good Story

This Question Was Inevitable


Enough with all these music posts, what's your favorite beer at the moment? For the last few months, I've been rockin' the Sam variety pack at my local Schnucks – two Brown Ales, two Black Lagers, and two Honey Porters. Today, I noticed at Sam's (Coincidence? I think not.) that they now offer a Sam Adams beers of summer variety CASE! Holy sweet mother of hops.

Is it me, or does Mr. Adams look a little like William Hurt in a bad wig in the above illustration?

Anyway, with Memorial Day approaching, this seemed like a question that needed asking.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Thanks, Dave!

God, this is so great!

You Can Talk To Me...Hey Bulldog!

As a public service, I'm about to upload to the Fantastical Transparent Ploy device a few live Elvis Costello chestnuts, including his ass-kicking and revelatory cover of 'Hey Bulldog'. Also included will be his other Beatles cover 'All I've Got to Do', his version of Radio Radio on the SNL anniversary show backed by the Beastie Boys, a cover of Brinsley Schwarz's 'Don't Lose Your Grip on Love' and a couple of other chestnuts. Enjoy ladies!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Evidently It's Really Them...

And a picture of Jaye P. Morgan flashing her breasts to Gene-Gene the Dancing Machine. Just because.

Name Your Favorite Stones Album


Did any of you fellers know that Sonny Motherscratching Rollins played sax on Tattoo You? Or that Townshend sang some background vocals?

Lurker got me thinking about this over lunch the other day ... Everybody name your fave Stones album. Hell, I'm feeling generous today, so you can make it your top two if you can't decide.

Just Minutes Ago ...

I almost got run off the fucking expressway. Getting cut off at 70 mph will definitely get your heart going in the morning.

Monday, May 21, 2007

It Needed Saying


"I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, [Bush's] administration has been the worst in history."

The White House on Sunday dismissed Mr. Carter as "increasingly irrelevant." Classy to the end.

Heath Ledger As The Joker

Looks promising. Summer 2008 is shaping up nicely for us comic book geeks.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Night of Nights, Show of Shows

Just got back from a fairly exhausting 24 hours (to DC and back, Elvis show, lots of drinks in lots of bars). The show was absolutely fantastic. A Geeky Fanboy's dream set, really. He played lots of songs from the deep catalog that I'd never heard live before (Strict Time, Lover's Walk, Sleep of the Just, etc.) and an absolutely KILLER cover of the Beatles rarity "Hey Bulldog". The really amazing thing though was the pace. They played for an hour without saying a word or pausing for more than five seconds between songs. These guys in their 50s (Pete Thomas might be 60!) put any young band I've seen in ages to absolute shame. The show was 2 hours and 20 minutes and I'd say that 2 hours and 17 minutes of that was music.


The real treat, especially as I was there with two ex-pat New Orleans friends, was the surprise appearance of Allen Toussaint. He guested on 3 songs, including his own Yes You Can Can. Anytime I hear or see Allen play, it takes me home again. He is an extremely elegant gentleman and he used to park his Rolls in front of my house on Mystery St. when he would visit the Whole Foods (he was always dressed as impeccably as he is in the picture above). One time I drunkenly asked him to sign my 'Spike' CD by Costello (which he had guested on). He kindly obliged and whipped a sterling silver pen from the pocket in his vest with which to sign it!


Set list:
Welcome To The Working Week

Shabby Doll

The Beat

Lovers walk

Secondary modern

Strict time

Brilliant mistake

Country Darkness

Temptation

Clubland

Beyond belief

Kinder murder

Alibi

Watching The Detectives

American gangster time

Lipstick vogue

Riot act

ENCORE 1

I hope you're happy now

No action

You belong to me

Waiting for the end of the world

High fidelity

Uncomplicated

Radio radio

Imposter

ENCORE 2

Alison (solo) (Band intros)

Sleep of the just

****** surprise guest !!!! Allan toussant!!!! ******

River in reverse

Monkey to man

Yes I can can

Hey bulldog

Pump it up

Peace love and understanding

We Got an Offer!


$1000 below asking! Fingers crossed, fellas!

Happy Birthday To You

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Pete
Dave thinks you're boring.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Kickin' up your heels, North Korean-style!

There's a discussion on today's Salon Audiofile about pop music in repressive N. Korea. Mike Powell, a writer for Styus: "I've been thinking a lot about what it means to appreciate music. If North Koreans have only one kind of music available to them, is their appreciation of it a moot point? Is it perverse to talk about people's enjoyment of something when they have no other choices? There is information that suggests that because of the fact that Western music is illegal there, most North Koreans don't even know that other music exists...there's no indication that the public has ever heard Elvis or the Beatles." I weep for the people of North Korea.

Elvis Bound

I'll be leaving after school today to head up to Washington DC to see Costello and the Imposters. The set lists have been great- all rock and roll, mostly early stuff, but some choice deep cataloge cuts I've never heard live before. Full report upon return. BTW, I've also got tickets to see him with the North Carolina Symphony at an outdoor venue in September. This show: beer, fights, rock. That show: wine, cheese, symphonies.

Resistance Is Futile

Cough, cough, Sunlandic Twins, cough

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Again With The Of Montreal


I can't stop listening to Of Montreal's Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? - it's a solid effort from start to finish. My favorite track as of this moment is "A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger." Should I mention that the album more or less chronicles the disintegration of Kevin Barnes's marriage and subsequent mental collapse? Yes, I should. Should I also mention that this particular song combines some particularly dark, introspective lyrics to a bouncy disco-inflected pop song? Nah. (But I do like the playful comparison of his depression to black metal bands in Norway ...)

A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger

I spent the winter on the verge of a total break
Down while living in Norway
I felt the darkness of the black metal bands
But being such a fawn of a man I didn't burn down
Any old churches
Just slept way too much
Just slept

My mind rejects the frequency
It's static craziness to me
Is it a solar fever?
The TV man's too loud
Our plane is sleeping on a cloud
You turn the dial
I'll try and smile
We've eaten plastic weather
This family sticks together
We will escape from the south to the west side
My mind rejects the frequency
It's just verbosity to me

I spent the winter with my nose buried in a book
While trying to restructure my character
'Cause it had become vile to its creator
And through many dreadful nights I lay praying to a saint
That nobody has heard of
And waiting for some high times
To come again

Dirty old shadow stay away
Don't play your games with me
I am old and now I see
The way you operate
If you don't hurt me then you die

Fascinating. And Thoroughly Creepy.

This is the entire episode of a BBC program called Panorama ("Scientology & Me"). A clip of the journalist losing his shit made the rounds earlier in the week. You'll get to see why.



Moon



And from the Onion.

And I think this is from the "Last Stand" show. Bliss.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Joe's New Desktop


1024 x 768 - I hope that's the right size.

Kinks Show At The Winterland (February 19, 1977)


Hey, free bootleg from Heather at I AM FUEL, YOU ARE FRIENDS! Get it whilst you can.

Photos


Subteens photos are located in a folder called "Teens" on the Franticly Telephoning President.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Clio Awards





The Clio Awards (for best ads) are in. Most of the medal winners are really cool and innovative, but especially the ones for 42 Below Vodka in the print category: shameless, subversive and hilarious-- and all done with innocuous clip art! Genius.

This washing machine commercial won gold in the film category. The Levis ad is simply the best one I've ever seen. The Playstation one called Double Life is also outstanding, as well as all the Combos ads. (You'll have to go to YouTube to find the commercials. I don't reckon any of ya'll know anything about YouTube, do ye?)

Wilco's Sky Blue Sky

I heard the title track from the new Wilco album on the way home, sounded great. Salon says "Dispensing with the buzzy, blurry electronics of 2002's "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot" and the opaque artiness of 2004's "A Ghost Is Born," Jeff Tweedy and Co. have fearlessly jumped headfirst into ... sun-dappled folk-rock. Good thing, too, because the album is a sparkling, clean-cut gem."

Who still has some music money for the week?

(The photo above showing Pip, Happy & Tweedy from Happy's Circus is more fun to look at than any of the images of Jeff Tweedy I could find.)

Mr. Becker Goes to Washington

So last week I was one of the chaperones for a trip to Washington D.C. Twenty of our juniors were invited by the Governor of N.C., Mike Easley, to attend the National Summit on the Silent Epidemic (which refers to the astronomical dropout rate in the U.S.- about 30%). We were in a pretty small conference with some big hitters: Tim Russert, Frank Sesno, David Broder, some Senator from New Mexico, the governors of Rhode Island, North Carolina, and New Hampshire, Secretary of Education Stallings and First Lady Laura Bush. We met most of the above, with the exception of the First Lady, and the kids got a guided tour of the Capitol and attended the world premiere of a new MTV/Gates Foundation documentary, "The Dropout Chronicles". The premiere was a swanky cocktail party (sodas only for the kids and chaperones!) and was hosted by Sway, some MTV celebrity that the kids were thrilled to meet. Anywho, the whole thing was pretty cool and the kids enjoyed themselves and were, I must say, incredibly well-behaved. In the above picture, I am the partially obscured white guy to the right.

Shit ...

Original Artwork And A Good Cause!


An artist in San Francisco named Joe Alterio is raising money for the San Francisco AIDS Marathon by offering to create original artwork for a donation of $25.00 or more. The best part – besides the charity, I mean – is it's all robots and monsters! His plan is to add artists and causes down the road, but for now, it's just him.

After you make your donation, you email him requesting a robot or a monster, and three descriptive words as a jumping off point. It's a collaborative creative process, get it? I think I might donate, but can you guys help me think of three words?

How did I become aware, you may be asking? He emailed me regarding the similarity of our URLs, asking that I redirect folks if they mistakenly contact me looking for him.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Test Your Beer IQ

You guys think you're so smart, try taking my Beer IQ Challenge! Match a numbered question at the top with a lettered answer at the bottom.

1. In what year was the "ring-pull" top introduced on cans of beer?

2. Which brewery first introduced aluminum cans?

3. Which was the first state to adopt a container deposit law?

-------------------------------------------------------------

a. Coors

b. Oregon

c. 1965

Bonus Question: What is the lurker drinking tonight?

(No Googling for correct answers!)

History of beer chronology

Friday, May 11, 2007

Da Teens


Finally, finally got pictures of the show. Photo by Lyndsi Potts.

The Audition



Nice Mr. Show bit.

The Mummies Rock!

Fucking brilliant idea! Learn more about them from their in-depth bio.

Shit.

The Austin City Limits Music Festival has released its lineup for next year's festival. Not to continue the "whinge" about leaving the Live Music Capital of the World(seriously, they call it that), but come on! Bob Dylan is fucking headlining?!! Not to mention Bloc Party, Lucinda, Decemberists, Amy Whinehouse, Steve Earle, Peter Bjorn and John, the National, Patterson Hood, and Farmer Jason (Jason of Jason & the Scorchers doing the kiddie rock thing), and Spoon among others. Every year I've been here I've been very lukewarm about the line-ups, and now it's a killer. They're doing it on purpose. Fuckers.

On the bright side, I have to return sometime in the fall to defend my dissertation. I may have to make it conveniently happen right around festival time.

Great News for Joe!

SHA NA NA

The rock nostalgia group, most famous for its appearance in “Grease,” appears at 7:30 p.m. on May 10 in Moran Theater at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $18-$44. 632-3373.
And you were worried about leaving behind the music scene of Austin!
(This is where Dave says, "I love Sha Na Na..")
Saw Tejas music legend Joe Ely last night in a nice little outdoor ampitheatre. Rock rock rock, great great great, blah blah blah, why am I leaving Austin, etc. etc. etc.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Speaking Of The 80's

Was this video a life changer for you guys, too?

Working For The Balls?

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Album Art

I miss album covers! Alright quick, your top 10. And you can't use Mootzadel Balls.

The Kids Are Alright

Eddie Vedder, Steve Jones, Flea, and Jack Irons performing a cover of The Who's "The Kids Are Alright" live at Hullabaloo 2007.

Ben Sargent

Ben Sargent is the political cartoonist for the Austin American-Statesman. I would have to say he is one of the best in the business these days. Besides the fact that he draws like nobody's business, he's also consistently irreverant and makes Bush and the other wingnuts look like the morons they are. You know he's good because he gets ripped on in the letters to the editor almost everyday. A lot of his stuff is very Texas-centric, focusing on Texas Governor Rick Hairstyle Perry and the pinheads in the Texas Lege, but his best stuff goes after Dubya.

More here.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Clearly That's Not How Ozzy Saw It...



Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Geek Out Part Deux!

Iron Man (Mark III Armor), created by Stan Winston. I'm telling ya, this is going to be the superhero movie to beat. Of course, I could be wrong.

From superherohype.com:

"The film tells the story of Stark, a billionaire industrialist and genius inventor who is kidnapped and forced to build a devastating weapon. Instead, using his intelligence and ingenuity, Tony builds a high-tech suit of armor and escapes captivity. Upon his return to America, Tony must come to terms with his past. When he uncovers a nefarious plot with global implications, he dons his powerful armor and vows to protect the world as Iron Man."

Anybody Heard Of Paul Kaye?

My friend Ben in the UK hipped me to his guy. Good stuff.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Getting the Band back Together


Some thoughts on band reunions from the NY Times (by way of Salon.com):

In "In Defense of Nostalgia," published in the May 6 issue, Sanneh explains that the sentimentality that makes us yearn for rock reunions is really what drives all concerts:

"In fact, if it weren't for sentiment, if it weren't for our strong but ultimately inexplicable desire to be in the same room as people making music, we might not bother to go to concerts at all. In that sense, a reunion show is the ultimate rock 'n' roll concert: a sensory experience overwhelmed by an imaginary one; a musical event that is merely a pretext for a social one. Those people onstage are old friends, in a sense; they have been living in our heads for years or decades. (That's why substitutions are so irritating: what's the point of being reunited with someone you've never met?) At a reunion show, those figments turn back into real people for a few hours."

Ratliff's piece, published in late April and called "Not Reunions, Reinventions (Back and Better. Really.), contends that the music's what matters most -- and that there's no reason to believe it isn't better now than it was then:

"We have to allow for the possibility that Rage Against the Machine -- or the Police, or the Jesus and Mary Chain -- could be as good as it ever was, if perhaps a little more wizened, a little more skeptical. (It will depend on their practicing of course.) If you're still looking for something sacred, it probably can't be found in their values or politics or cult significance. It's in you: It is your own reaction to how they sound."

--from Salon's audiophile: http://www.salon.com/ent/audiofile/?last_story=/ent/audiofile/2007/05/07/rock_reunions/

This Is A Classic

Sean's New One


It's on the File Transfer Protocol.

Be sure to check out some great videos from Sean's site - he's on the WB11 Morning News!

May the Wind Take Your Troubles Away

After much hemming and hawing (I'm too busy, broke, tired, out of weed, etc.), I decided to go see Son Volt because one of the two friends I have in Austin (I've only lived here for 4 years) invited me. I must say, I'm glad I went. I haven't heard the new album, but it came across beautifully live, as did every other song they played. Don't know if you're familiar with them, but Jay Farrar has a tendency to come across as a bit of a downer (not that there's anything wrong with that, necessarily). For this show, it was all thunder, though. They brought it every song and didn't let up. They threw in a bit of Uncle Tupelo ("Life Worth Living," and "Chickamagua") and all the necessary old stuff ("Windfall" of course). They even brought out horns for a couple of songs.

It's nights like this that make me really think leaving Austin isn't the best thing to do. It just seems that every band that plays here brings their "A" game, and there are so so so many shows throughout the year. Sigh.

And they're playing Memphis (Young Avenue Deli) on the 9th. Of course, I'm sure it would be too much for the old fart Memphis bastards to make it out on a weeknight.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Young Brians, redux

Back in the late 1980s and early 1990s, the pre-grunge Pacific Northwest was all about quirky pop and jangly guitars with a tiny bit of menace underneath. The Young Fresh Fellows and the Posies were a couple of the standard bearers that come to mind. My group, The Young Brians, were the first in the Spokane area to be able to play original music in bars and we gained a huge local following and lots of radio airplay, etc., with one of our 7" singles (remember those?) charting in the Rocket's Top 20 for several weeks alongside bands like Mudhoney, The Screaming Trees, Nirvana, and our beloved Fellows. The band broke up in 91 amidst the usual recriminations and acrimony, but the four of us have remained good friends over the years. I went on to Pophead and Anyface, Jamie plays guitar in the Makers, Brian formed Burns Like Hellfire, and Larry played for a number of groups such as Junk Train before becoming a full-time daddy.

In the wake of the Subteens successful reunion show, we have decided to pull a similar move by playing a show in the Summer of '08 in Spokane. We are all very, very excited and have created a new MySpace page to celebrate. Although the music is fairly dated and our influences are on our sleeves, I'm still pretty proud of this stuff for being written and recorded in the 80s. We got much heavier later- hopefully I can post some of that stuff when I get it digitized. In the meantime, enjoy the tunes and especially the pictures of the artist as a young man.

Friday, May 04, 2007

..And in other neanderthal news

"And the main thing ... I'm not sure what in the world that has to do with being president of the United States," said the former Arkansas governor.
-Mike Huckabee, after acknowledging (along with 2 other GOP presidential candidates) that he does not believe in evolution.
America, can we please just not do this?

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Oh, To Be a Neanderthal...

So it turns out cavemen had WAY better sex lives than Mike Lurker or I ever will.
Practices ranging from bondage to group sex, transvestism and the use of sex toys were widespread in primitive societies as a way of building up cultural ties.
Not that that's really saying anything...

This Makes Two


Episode III, translated to Chinese and back to English. Hoo boy.

Check it.

Adult Swim Funny

I saw this a few months ago, but what the hell. Appreciate it or not.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Spidey Grows Up

"It kind of changes everything when you're a dad. You don't have the same time to hang out with your friends. You don't have the same time to do other stuff that, for me, I used to do. But you're trading it up for something that's better, which is getting to hang out with my daughter, and that's amazing."
Sounds like some musician I know.

I Wish That I Could See You Soon



Oh the French. My friend Andy sent me a link to this guy's (Herman Dune) website. Although there are many things unsettling about this video (he's French, he's wearing something pink and fuzzy, there are children in an abandoned hangar, etc.) there is no denying that this is an absolutely fabulous pop song. Enjoy it with your refreshing summer cocktail! I'm going to check out more of his stuff...

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Refreshing Summer Cocktails

I love beer. In fact, I really, really love beer. But sometimes, especially during the hot summer months, a nice icy cocktail just hits the spot. Here's what I'm drinking right now:

The Greyhound

1.5 shots Vodka
2 shots grapefruit juice

Combine and serve over ice. Damn, that's refreshing. Gentlemen, I ask you to share your favorite summer cocktail recipes on the comments page.

Google Geek Out





In honor of Google renaming the Google Personalized Homepage, I present some images of the ever changing Bus Stop theme based on my actual weather conditions. Oh yeah, GPH is now called iGoogle. Gee, that's original.

Any of you guys rock the iGoogle? I get Gmail, weather, NPR Topics, Google Reader, DIGG, Quotes Of The Day, CNET News and The Onion, all on one page.

As always, click to embiggen. There's allegedly a windy bus stop, but the wind never blows here.

T-birds

Everyday after school, my kids go to the school playground to run off some energy. There are a couple of other moms there that I've gotten to be good friends with, and the other day we were talking about cars. One of them happened to mention that her parents had bought two old 1967 Thunderbirds, but her mother got sick and died (God rest her soul), so they've just been sitting in her sister's driveway in Atlanta. I mentioned how much I love old cars like that, and she said if I would go get them, I could have them. For FREE! I think only one of them runs, but as she remembers them, they are in decent shape.

The kicker is that they have the big 345 horse 428 cubic-inch V8s (just in time for $3.50 a gallon gas)! I spoke to her yesterday, and it's all lined up. I'm going to head up there after the move and pick them up.

How cool is that? I almost don't want to tell anybody b/c I'm afraid to jinx it.