Showing posts with label Lists of things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists of things. Show all posts

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Best Books (with words in them) I Read in 2013


I read some real winners this year.  Narrowing it down to 5 best was like being at Total Wine and More (which we have nothing like in Memphis) and knowing what I didn't drink on the spot would have to fit in my carry-on.  But after much deliberation, here are the ones I'm most glad to have read:


Beloved - Toni Morrison  (anyone know if she's related to Jim?)

Let the Right One In - John Ajvide Lindqvist (full disclosure: I read this in spite of it being recommended by Jay Bastardo.)

A Visit from the Goon Squad - Jennifer Egan

Dance Dance Dance - Haruki Murakami

Goodbye Columbus - Phillip Roth

Honorable mentions to Closely Watched Trains (by Hrabal, who someone turned me onto years ago), The Third Policeman (O'Brian) and Ender's Game (Card), all of which I enjoyed immensely. 

Now show me yours. 

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

March Madness



It's that time again bastards. No, Jay isn't having his period, it March Madness. It's a little late, but I've set up a group on Yahoo to pick teams in the tournament. If basketball isn't your thing, then there is this other bracket that you may want to check out...

Here's a link to pick your bracket. May the best bastard win, bitches.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Top Ten Indie / Alterna-Hotties

Frozen Barstards! Submit your list of überbabes, help thaw this permafrost. Criteria - combination of indie talent/hottie McBody prompting your eternal salivation.

I go first:

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Hope [sigh]


Chan


Wennerstrom



Dolores



Nagy



Nikki



Neko



Tracyanne



Deal



Selene

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In no particular order:

1. Hope Sandoval (Mazzy Star)
2. Chan Marshall (Cat Power)
3. Erika Wennerstrom (Heartless Bastards)
4. Dolores O'Riordan (Cranberries)
5. Rachel Nagy (Detroit Cobras)
6. Nikki Darlin (Those Darlins)
7. Neko Case (New Pornographers)
8. Tracyanne Campbell (Camera Obscura)
9. Kim Deal (Breeders, Pixies)
10. Selene Vigil (7 Year Bitch)

Honorable Mention:
P.J. Harvey (she'd be in the top ten but I think (s)he's probably a really hot tranny)

O.k., you go now

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Movie Bad Ass Fails



From the generally hilarious Cracked website comes this doozy. The whole thing is good but the picture captions for the Boba Fett entry made me pee.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Thursday, December 31, 2009

My Best Of 2009


Was it me, or was this a really disappointing year for new music? Nothing much grabbed me. Everything the critics raved about left me cold. Embryonic? Nah. Merriweather Post Pavilion? Nope. Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix? Not so much.

Here are my favorites for this year, in no particular order.

The Xx - xx (It's the same song over and over, but it's a good song.)
Visqueen - Message To Garcia (Chops and pipes!)
Tinted Windows - Tinted Windows (Guilty pleasure. My brain says no, but my heart says yes.)
Heartless Bastards - The Mountain (Holy shit, that voice!)
Jarvis Cocker - Further Complications. (Maybe not as catchy as his first solo album, but I can appreciate his world view.)

Honorable mention to Sigur Rós for Med sud I eyrum vid spilum endalaust, even though I didn't talk about it. I know you guys don't go for that kinky shit.

Put 'em on the glass, ladies.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Lightening in a Bottle

There are plenty of obvious "lightening in a bottle" type albums out there, like London Calling, Andy's Warehouse, Born to Quit, Pet Sounds and Burn Your Cardigan, but what are some less obvious choices that would make your list? Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

What Are the 4 Best Books You Read in 2008?



I choose 4, since 4 books that I read last year really stand out, and also because that's how many books Jay read last year. Mine:

Atonement - Ian McEwen

Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro

The Crossing - Cormac McCarthy

Watchmen - Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

If nobody else is going to do it...

My favorite albums of '08, in no particular order:

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yestsin - Pershing
TV on the Radio - Dear Science
The Whigs - Mission Control
DBT - Brighter than Creation's Dark
Alejandro Escovedo - Real Animal.
Okervill River - The Stand-ins
Hold Steady - Stay Positive
Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound

Honorable Mentions - Clash Live at Shea, Bowie Live '72, Latest addition to Dylan Bootleg Series

I'm sure I'm forgetting something, but those are the ones that I remember playing over and over throughout the year.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

To peruse while you digest your turkey.....



Popdose has a fun list, Favorite Singles of the Last Fifty Years, as compiled by their contributors. I like it because it isn't claiming 'best' or 'greatest'. Just favorite. Check it out Bastards.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Challenge for White Album fans




One of my Beatles loving friends recently challenged me to whittle the White Album down to one ten track album in running order. An ultimately pointless, but interesting exercise. Anyone else care to give it a shot? I'll post mine when you've finished.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Am I literate or erudite yet?

Hours of sitting on planes and in hospitals the past week allowed me to indulge in five more books from the cursed list. I won't bother with thorough synopsis as I'd probably just crib 'em from Amazon anyway, but here are the titles I read and my brief comments and ranks.

The God of Small Things - Caste system, India, relatively short, won the Booker: A

Gabriel's Gift - The guy who wrote Buddha of Suburbia, funny, deals with music, pleasant ending: A

Henderson the Rain King - Saul Bellow, hilarious, almost Ignatius Reilly-worthy main character, Andrew would love it: A+

The Story of Lucy Gault - Trevor, 19th century-ish story, depressing as hell: B-

Schooling- Hard to read but adventurous prose style, too close to Catholic school girl angst I had to witness in real life, points for being different. B

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Summer Movie Scorecard


I'm sure you bastards remember my summer movie short list post, yes? (I somehow forgot The Dark Knight, but it was on my mental list.) Here's my follow-up, in order of appreciation ...

1) The Dark Knight - A

2) Iron Man - A -

3) The Incredible Hulk - B

4) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - B -

5) Hellboy II - C +

6) WALL-E - MISSED IT

Rank 'em if you saw 'em, ladies.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Learned Edumacation



So while you bastards have been having babies and spending time with your families, I've been reading. Because of my shame over my low showing on the 1,001 Books You Should Read List and the realization after studying said list that I have read very few 'modern' novels, I decided to pick up a few and edumacate myself this summer. The results:

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro (The Remains of the Day, etc.). An interesting narration that wouldn't be out of place next to P.D. James The Children of Men on your bookshelf. Not an apocalyptic view of the future (present?) but an interesting meditation on the moral aspects of cloning. The plot unfolds in such a way that things are made clear at the author's leisurely pace. The novel is relatively short and is one I thought about for a good bit afterwards.

The Plot Against America by Philip Roth. I was no big fan of Roth's early work, but decided to give him another try. The history geek in me loves this alternate history 'what if' novel that deals with Roosevelt's defeat in the 1940 election by the Nazi admiring isolationist Charles Lindbergh. Roth puts forth an extremely plausible alternate reality of life in America for Jews under a government that actively avoids fighting in WW2 and begins usurping the rights of everyday Americans. Excellent.

American Pastoral by Philip Roth. Another winner, this brilliantly written exploration of one 'perfect' family's American Dream turned nightmare is highly recommended by your learned correspondent. A baby boomer's generational navel gazing has never been rendered quite this movingly, in my humble opinion.

And finally, Saturday by Ian McEwan. This is similar in theme if not tone to the Roth book. Only this baby boomer navel gazer is a little too affluent and has a little too much self-awareness going for him to make it very relatable for me.

All in all, a good summer of reading. Up next, I finally tackle The Watchmen and Don DeLillo's Underworld.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Really Important Books



Okay, Here's my top music-related books. There are a bunch more I need to read, so if my fellow bastards will add to it, I'll know what I need to add to my Amazon.com order. Sorry, but I don't see myself getting to Melmoth the Wanderer anytime soon.
  • Careless Love: the Unmaking of Elvis Presley by Peter Guralnick

  • Last Train To Memphis: The Rise of Elvis Presley by Peter Guralnick

  • Dream Boogie: The Triumph of Sam cooke by Peter Guralnick (hey!)

  • Chronicles by Bob Dylan

  • Shakey: Neil Young's Biography by Jimmy McDonough

  • Invisible Republic: Bob Dylan's Basement Tapes by Greil Marcus

  • Big Star: The Short Life, Painful Death, and Unexpect Resurrection of the Kings of Power Pop by Rob Jovanovic

  • The Frank Zappa Book by Frank Zappa

  • Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk by Legs McNeil

Obviously, I'm a fan of non-fiction.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Read Any Good Books Lately?



There's a spreadsheet you can download here that lists the 1001 books you must read before you die. I, sadly, am only in the mid-thirties. There are several authors represented I have read another title by, but according to the list, I'm in trouble. I'm curious to know how many of these titles you bastards have read. My money is on Jay or Andrew for highest count.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Great iPod Experiment



All right, its time for some truth and honesty. And lists. Next time you're listening to your iPod thingamajiggy, list the first five songs that come up when you random shuffle. Should be........ illuminating. I'll martyr myself first.

1. Flop - Regrets
2. The Byrds - All I Really Want to Do
3. Springsteen - Gypsy Biker
4. Ray Davies - Hymn for a New Age
5. Simon and Garfunkel - The Boxer

Not too shameful! Thank God certain numbers chose not to appear. This time.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Oh Baby


What summer movies are you bastards looking forward to?

Here's my shortlist:

1) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

2) Iron Man

3) The Incredible Hulk

4) Hellboy II

5) WALL-E

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

The Drunkest Generation


Courtesy of Cracked.com, ten reasons why our grandparents could drink us under the table.