Champions!

I died a thousand deaths watching that game.

Joe, You Got Your Lucky G-String On?

If not, you will be held to account when FSU loses!

Seriously, good luck in the make-believe national championship.

On Location

So I'm just minding my bastard business one day recently when the above note appears on my door. I speak to a representative from Night Train Productions, and they're interested in using my old relatively undisturbed barn for a NASCAR ESPN Race for the Chase promo featuring country music artist Gretchen Wilson.

As Ms. Wilson has never appeared on Rock 'n' Roll Snob, I of course had never heard of her. But I'm informed that she's a grammy-winning singer whose most famous song is Redneck Woman.
10 million views.

So they filmed this past week. I expect all y'all to watch NASCAR and to whoop out when ya see ma barn.

Can't. Make. This. Shit. Up.

Bill Burr Is To Funny As Water Is To Wet

Jesus Christ, this guy's hilarious.

Go Zags!! and such

With decidedly mediocre years from UT and FSU, I fully expect you bastards on the Gonzaga bandwagon. At least until they get unceremoniously bounced in the second round. Someone tell Dave the Saints aren't playing, he needs to get with his Spokanoid heritage.

Above design a Poobah original, by the way. Let's hope it goes viral and as many as 5-10 people see it.

Sting Ray A Double-Sided Scooby Snack

I'm finally starting to understand the football.

Playin the Ponies

You degenerate gamblers are hereby exhorted to wager upon the only horse known to be named for a bastard - Handsome Mike - at tomorrow's Breeder's Cup Classic. I'm pretty sure he's on the dope.

Olympic All-Name Team

           Dong Dong

               China,
            trampoline

           Kim Yoo-Suk

           South Korea,
             pole vault

                                                                  Hulk

                                                                 Brazil,
                                                  soccer excuse me football

If you stop watching beach volleyball for a second, you'll notice some outstandingly named athletes. Dong Dong won the gold!

March Madness

It's that time again bastards. No, Jay isn't having his period, it March Madness. It's a little late, but I've set up a group on Yahoo to pick teams in the tournament. If basketball isn't your thing, then there is this other bracket that you may want to check out...

Here's a link to pick your bracket. May the best bastard win, bitches.

All-Name Team Nomination

PORNANONG PHATLUM

Nominations for 2011 All-Name Team

                                                      MUNCHIE LEGAUX

I got too many helpings of college sports this weekend, but...finally an heir to Barkevious Mingo! For those playing at home, Category = College Athletes or New Orleans Bands Dave Once Fronted

Nothing Says Holidays....

...like Electric Six! Right? Or am I confused again?
I'm partial to the original viking kittehs, but this'll do. Cheers!

TGIF!

Have a good long weekend, Bastards! Go Seminoles!

Big Time Bastardo!

One of us! Gooboo gaboo, gooboo gaboo!

Let's Bore Jay to Death

The Saints took Mark Ingram in the first round. What does this mean for Reggie Bush and Pierre Thomas? I think the Titans were smart taking Jake Locker in the first.

Football Anyone?

Football season is officially underway tomorrow night, fellow bastards. Any of you care to make any predictions? I'll start:

AFC Championship: Colts vs. Chargers   Colts Win
NFC Championship: Packers vs. Saints     Packers Win
Colts vs. Packers and the winner is............ Colts

As far as college goes, the Vols will be lucky to win 6. Otherwise, Ohio State and Boise State in the BCS Championship game, and God willing the Broncos finally mess up the BCS and win so we can get a playoff!!!

So how do y'all see the season shaping up?

I loves me some FUUTBALL!

I've never understood why the rest of the world loves soccer, yet in America we just don't seem to get it. Maybe this is what we have been missing....

Who Dat Nation Erupts

Jay, you can disregard this post because it's about sports. For the rest of you men, here's what shedding off forty years of disappointment looks like. Joe, you've picked just about the best time ever to visit New Orleans.

I'll bet Joe is hungover today

A great day in college football yesterday. Boise State wins, Cincinnati wins a thriller, Texas wins, and most importantly, Florida loses and Tebow cries.

I Probably Shouldn't Watch...

but I can't help it. All signs point to my beloved Seminoles getting beaten like dogs by the Gators, but hopefully FSU will show up and make a game of it. Fortunately it's Jesus Tebow's last year so we wont' have to put up with him anymore. I am very much looking forward to a Florida/Texas championship game, though.