Lotsa Harbaugh For You Dave

Enjoy your de facto national holiday this weekend, bastards.

Champions!

I died a thousand deaths watching that game.

This Year's Super Bowl Brought to You by Your Favorite Director

Wouldn't it be fun if director's were in charge of the Super Bowl...

Football Anyone?

Football season is officially underway tomorrow night, fellow bastards. Any of you care to make any predictions? I'll start:

AFC Championship: Colts vs. Chargers   Colts Win
NFC Championship: Packers vs. Saints     Packers Win
Colts vs. Packers and the winner is............ Colts

As far as college goes, the Vols will be lucky to win 6. Otherwise, Ohio State and Boise State in the BCS Championship game, and God willing the Broncos finally mess up the BCS and win so we can get a playoff!!!

So how do y'all see the season shaping up?

I Say Texas, You Say Fight! Texas...

Okay, this is the part where you say "Fight!"

Also, Geaux Tigers! Beat Florida!

Uh Oh

Dave, what exactly did you get up to this weekend?

BATON ROUGE, La. -- LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux was suspended indefinitely for an unspecified violation of team rules, leaving his status unclear for the start of spring practice Feb. 29.

Sports Also Suck

My New Orleans Saints, pre-season faves to win the NFC and go to the Super Bowl, are a dismal 4-6. They started out 0-4, won 4 in a row to raise hopes, and have dropped the last two to crappy teams. How are your favorite teams doing?

In related news, I'm first in fantasy league, sweeping the floor with my opponents every week.

Jackass of the Week

Meet Coach Gundy of the Oklahoma State football team. Coach Gundy is very, very angry with a reporter from The Oklahoman newspaper. Evidently, the columnist reported that one of the quarterbacks on the team was a real momma's boy and played scared and was a chicken and yadda, yadda, yadda. Coach Gundy is incensed and goes on this three minute diatribe at the unfortunate reporter. A couple of things he clearly doesn't realize:

1) He is proving the columnist's point every time he refers to 'crying home to your momma' over being criticized.
2) Yes, he is an amateur athlete. However, who the hell are we kidding? Division I College Football IS pro sports as far as I am concerned. If you can't take the heat.....
3) This whole thing about having kids. This female reporter probably doesn't give two shits about all that. And who knows, maybe she DOES have kids? Wouldn't he feel like an ass if he found out she'd had one die or something? Give this schmuck a valium.