Raleigh Rally

Citizens of the blog: I invited myself to stay with founding Basterd Dave AND run a half-marathon in 35 degree weather this weekend!

Please tell me these are wise moves.

Shit

Jim Kelly.

The Kids Are Alright

Place enjoy the above recital. The 8 -10 year olds perform a nice cover of the heavy metal group Metallica's "Enter Sandman". The best part is seeing this little girl in a white dress totally nail the solo.

On a more negative note, I want to go cry after seeing these kids put my guitar playing skills to shame. I thought I was kicking ass with bar chords... apparently not.

Big Labor Day Plans?

Let's be sensible out there.

WWJD? (What Would Jay Do? Or Joe?)

Because What's Not To Love About Hitler And Dinosaurs

Danger 5. This looks pretty awesome.


I would buy action figures for this show if they make them.

Anybody Else ...

Bad As Me?

Failure To Participate in this survey is grounds for disbastarding.

Black Dynamite, Motherf_cker!

New cartoon on Adult Swim premiering next spring, but we can watch the pilot on adultswim.com on August 8.

Pizza and Zombies

I figure you wanks who can play on YouTube during your workday came across this a long time ago, but I, shackled by a corporate firewall, just discovered it.  I was always a sucker for those Choose Your Own Adventure books, but there was never one with pizza and zombies.  

Getting Into The Jam

Never made a Get My Taxes Done compilation -- but I think this Electric Six song goes on the next motivational mix.

Shit

AVAST!

I embrace the deep roots of bastardy with a hearty celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Please enjoy an excellent talk like a pirate tutorial, the article that helped vault this holiday into world consciousness, and Los Bastardos Unidos translated into Pirate.

I Think He's Pissed

Not That You Bastards Care

Portal, Valve's 2007 puzzle game, can only be described as sublime (90/100, Metacritic). I presume the follow-up will be, too ...

Anyway, Valve released this promo video today.

What Were You Doing When You Were 12?

Besides beating off, I mean.

Assuming this kid is straight, I think he's set in the poontang department for awhile ...

The Art Of Rusty Shackles

As you guys know, I'm a sucker for Photoshopped books or comics. Here are two that made me laugh from Rusty Shackles site.

10 For 10

I saw this with da kids yesterday, in 3-D no less! Spot-on as usual, heartwarming and hilarious. If you don't choke up at least once in this movie, you have no soul. (And I must say, the house-as-emotional-baggage metaphor is fucking sublime.)

As most people know, Pixar movies are rotten with Easter eggs. Here's a bunch from Up. There are some spoilers, though; if you haven't seen the movie, don't click 'til you have.

Fun in Memphis

Stuck in Memphis? Not sure what to do to entertain your kids? How about letting them beat up a cop? Fun for the whole family.

Here's a link in case the video wont' work for you.

Music For Dumb Guys

I was turned on to the Descendents by one Mr. Becker back in 19 and 93, six years into the band's last hiatus and three years before this, their 1996 triumphant return to glory. Fight The Power, listen loud, love it.

Oh Hell Yeah

November 14, ladies.