Ouch

Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle for the win.

Just ... Wow

It's not addressed here, but what if the woman asks?

It's A Classic

A classic, I tell ya!

FedEx In The News

We've All Been There

And Then There's This

John K of Ren & Stimpy fame recently contributed a couch gag. Disturbing.

So ...

Anybody got any good news? Shit.

Ha Ha

“There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.”

- Tennessee Williams

Ew

That's all I got.

What Does That Even Mean?

In this context, I mean.

Week Six Weigh In

187.8, a one week loss of 1.2 pounds.

Total weight lost so far, 7.6 pounds.

Somehow managed to lift weights four days this week. Pants are considerably looser than when I started. In fact, I'm wearing my belt one notch tighter, too ...

Bring it, Dave!

Merry Christmas, Bastards

NSFA. Honestly, don't watch this.

What Having Children Feels Like

Yep, that's about right.

Anyone?

Anybody watching The Walking Dead? Thoughts?

Shat

Happy Friday, ladies.

No Whey

This made me nervous.

Happy Labor Day

You bastards try to stay out of trouble.

Back to Shcool...

School starts today here in Nashville. My commute to work will resume being a nightmare, and now I have a third grader. How did I get here?

I Think He's Pissed

Sucker Punch

Looks promising. The director has described it as "Alice in Wonderland with guns".