Spring

Finally! Hope you bastards are warming up. The sun dresses are in full bloom here in the Stand Your Sunshine State.

Vintage Pinup Friday

June Palmer.

Rampant Imperial IPA

I am both repulsed and aroused.

Anybody tried this one?

Smile. Say Cheese.

As the photog in residence here at Los Bastardos Unidos, I try to stay on the cutting edge of artistic photo imaging. I recently stumbled on this photo shoot with Claudia Schiffer, and all I can say is Brilliant!
I plan to use this technique on my next session with Jay...

Catchy Naked Friday

Teri Gender Bender (Le Butcherettes) and Adanowsky (aka Adan Jodorowsky) fighting on the streets of Paris, nekkid. Sadly, they are both sufferers of BGS (Blurry Genital Syndrome).

You Know You're Gonna...

...check out some awesome local talent tonight. Cause that's what we do on Fridays, right?

NSFW

This chick - name of Emily Ratajkowski - played Gibby's girlfriend a couple of times on iCarly.

Peek-A-Boo!

Happy tastefully nude Friday the 13th.

Holiday Treats / TGIF Division

Who's ready for Feats of Strength?

Book for the Undiscerning Bastard

If the widely accepted theory that the best way to judge a book is by its cover is true, then I think this would be surprisingly awesomer than some other proposed holiday reads.  And if fonts are your thing, this instant classic has pages and pages of them. 

Something Worth Arguing About

There's a good article over on The Selvedge Yard that revives the great Fawcett v. Teigs debate of the 1970s.

As a boy growing up in the 1970s, I can tell you with absolute authority that there were two women who were on every pubescent boy’s mind– Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Tiegs. Sure, there were others– but Farrah & Cheryl were the cream of the crop. And the major rite of passage was to have one of their epic posters up on your bedroom wall. That was huge. It showed you’d graduated from the land of legos and had entered the exciting, awkward, and confusing hormonal journey into manhood. Are we there yet?

I myself would have to go with Farrah, but I must admit to spending a lot of time drooling over this picture when it first appeared in the SI Swimsuit Issue. You can see her boobs!

If you're not familiar with the site, the Selvedge Yard is worth hours of your time.

Fuh-Riday!

Weren't we having "tasteful nude day" or "catchy Friday" or something?

That's A Big ... Gun

Black Dynamite pilot, as promised.  Watch it or don't, I don't care.

Black Dynamite, Motherf_cker!

New cartoon on Adult Swim premiering next spring, but we can watch the pilot on adultswim.com on August 8.

This One's For Me, Dave!

Katy Perry has been kicked off Sesame Street.

This segment with Elmo was removed from an upcoming episode after complaints about her revealing outfit started rolling in. (Somehow it showed up on YouTube first. How does that happen?)

Reportedly, parents became concerned when they realized that Elmo never looked Perry in the eye. Okay, I made that part up.

And Then There's This

Click to embiggen. A lot.