Smile. Say Cheese.

As the photog in residence here at Los Bastardos Unidos, I try to stay on the cutting edge of artistic photo imaging. I recently stumbled on this photo shoot with Claudia Schiffer, and all I can say is Brilliant!
I plan to use this technique on my next session with Jay...

I Haven't Heard This

But I'm a fan.

I'll See Your Bo Donaldson and Raise You a David Geddes

Something wrong with the embed on this, but go here to see the video for Run Joey Run. Story song? Check. Melodrama? Check. Sexy coiffed hunk singer who disappeared after his one hit? Check. Split screen? Check. I think we've got a winner.

What's not to like about Scarlett Johansson?

The buxom starlet has released a cacophony of poorly executed, insanely over-produced Tom Waits covers. Her debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head rivals Williams Shatner's for great songs gone unforgivably wrong, though I wouldn't tell her so to her breasts.

Face, I mean.