Tastefully Nude Friday

"America is maybe the most unhealthy nation in the world because they live on crap,” Player said. “They’ve got the best food in the world, the best farmers and the best food but they live on crap. When [British chef] Jamie Oliver went to America he went to areas where children never had cabbage or broccoli or spinach or vegetables in their life. People giving their children a soft drink and a doughnut to go to school. No wonder academically they’re affected."

77 year old South African golfer Gary Player is lettin' us have it! I think the crystal meth keeps Joe and Dave pretty lean, but the rest of us have to work for it. What's your summer workout regimen?

Catchy Naked Friday

Teri Gender Bender (Le Butcherettes) and Adanowsky (aka Adan Jodorowsky) fighting on the streets of Paris, nekkid. Sadly, they are both sufferers of BGS (Blurry Genital Syndrome).

Congratulations, Bastard!

Camera-wielding shark whisperer and upstanding bastard Matt has sold five photographs! Due to copyright issues, we won't post them here... but I have it on good authority that they're largely tasteful semi-nude shots of Jay, much as above.

Free Willard!

Film star and Bastard hero Fred Willard (Spinal Tap, Anchorman,etc.) was arrested for lewd conduct at an adult-themed theater in L.A. last week. His only previous lewd conduct charge was in 1990, so he may get off with um, counseling. Story here.

Willard's review: a "lousy film".

I know, I know.. there are still adult theaters?

The Inevitable Bastard Summer Slow Down

Anybody want to talk about Prometheus?

This Is A Classic

TGIF, mofos.

Archer

Check out Archer, an FX animated comedy series that spoofs sixties spy movies while taking a poke or two at modern office politics.

I have to admit that part of the appeal for me is that the animation is gorgeous, very reminiscent of old Jonny Quest episodes.

Watch every episode from the first season here, but start with episode 10, "Dial M For Mother." Very funny.

Well ... ?

I just remembered Andrew was brewing beer a little while ago. How did it turn out?

Morrissey heard it was Jay's birthday

So he posed in his birthday suit. An actual promo for the upcoming album or maybe one of those "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" PETA ads. Hoping this is not the stage costuming for the upcoming tour.