Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Deforestation: Endangered Species


Medical update: due to the popularity of the Brazilian bikini wax and nether-region depilation, pthirus pubis - the pubic louse - is finding it hard to make a home. More on this endangered species. The Surgeon Bastard has suggested a good back, sack & crack wax for everyone. [Except Jay, who qualifies for conscientious objector status.]

6 comments:

Mike said...

As Sailor said to Lula, the way your mind works is God's own personal mystery. Seriously, I have no idea what you said. And somehow find myself agreeing.

Dave said...

Joe has volunteered to create a refuge area to keep the species alive.

Joe said...

That's right. No manscaping for me.

Eric said...

Sailor + Lula. Hell yeh Lurker.

Matt said...

Thanks for being the environmental activist Joe.

Jay said...

Kinda like trying to clearcut the Sahara.