Not that anyone spends his Mondays considering alternate careers, of course, but "Guacamologist" is definitely on the short list. Making margaritas and Texas guacamagic at the Ritz-Carlton just sounds so... something. Story here. And I don't even like avocado.
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And don't forget the wireless internet, a 12,000 sq ft spa, an outdoor heated swimming pool and Dallas’ largest luxury ballroom!
Hell, just to have business cards that say Guacamologist would be badass.
I'm going for my babaganoushologist certification right now. Maybe I'll work on the Guacamologist next.
Please open a venue called "Guacajoe's".
I'd eat there, if I liked guacamole.
Or Joe.
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