I found a mighty useful tool on the internets. It generates a seemingly infinite number of euphemisms for, well, you know...
exorcising the glistening weasel.
or perhaps..They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
sniffing the groovy mushroom.
or maybe
From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of
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Reading your post, I promptly began
getting the eternal stubborn longshoreman.
I spend most of my life placating the czar.
If anyone needs me, I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
I spent the afternoon ruining the turtle
Sorry I'm late, was double-parking the woodchuck.
Placating the czar is my favorite.
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