Love it. I read some of the other entries and was laughing out loud at work, which, given the humorously crap quality of my work, does not arouse the suspicion it otherwise might.
"Also, your inference that I am without religion is incorrect and I am actually torn between two faiths; while your god's promise of eternal life is very persuasive, the Papua New Guinean mud god, Pikkiwoki, is promising a pig and as many coconuts as you can carry."
"Also, while I understand that the play is to be held outside school grounds, due to the fact that it is illegal to present medieval metaphysic propaganda in public schools, it is also my understanding that you are now required by law, as of last year, to go by the title Christian Volunteer rather than School Chaplain. A memo you may have missed or filed in your overflowing 'facts that cease to exist when they are ignored' tray."
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"If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke."
Ha ha.
Love it. I read some of the other entries and was laughing out loud at work, which, given the humorously crap quality of my work, does not arouse the suspicion it otherwise might.
This one had me in tears.
"Also, your inference that I am without religion is incorrect and I am actually torn between two faiths; while your god's promise of eternal life is very persuasive, the Papua New Guinean mud god, Pikkiwoki, is promising a pig and as many coconuts as you can carry."
love the logo that "represents working with you"
"Also, while I understand that the play is to be held outside school grounds, due to the fact that it is illegal to present medieval metaphysic propaganda in public schools, it is also my understanding that you are now required by law, as of last year, to go by the title Christian Volunteer rather than School Chaplain. A memo you may have missed or filed in your overflowing 'facts that cease to exist when they are ignored' tray."
My sides hurt.
Great find!
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