I swear to God I'll fucking take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat! Do you hear me? I swear to God. You better be glad--you better be fucking glad that I'm not, I swear.I know this is yesterday's news, but that one guy's reaction cracks me up.
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First there's that dildo racist Joe Wilson heckling the president, then Serena's meltdown and Kanye's drunken idiocy. I wonder if the era of Twitter and Facebook is changing the traditional limits of self expression. I'm imaging a future age studying the Age of Reason, the Industrial Age, the Information Age, which was followed by the Age of Assholes.
Fuck you!
Er, I mean good point. I think there's something to that ...
Mike, you don't fucking deserve to comment on this fucking post, you fucking piece of hairy shit!
Fellow Bastardos,
I would like to genuinely apologize for my bashing of Lurker in my earlier comment. I was caught up in the moment and lost my head. Also, I was on drugs.
Eat shit and die, Jay. You heard me.
You should be glad I don't shove this fucking mouse down your fucking throat! Do you fucking hear me?
I want to amend my press statement of five minutes ago, and want to make it clear as possible - I want to sincerely apologize FIRST to my fellow bastards, any lurkers, Kim Clijsters, and the Elders of the Internet for my inappropriate outburst. I'm a man of great pride, faith and integrity, and I admit when I'm wrong.
I need to make it clear to all young people that I handled myself inappropriately and it's not the way to act -- win or lose, good call or bad call in any sport, in any manner.
I like to lead by example. We all learn from experiences both good and bad. I will learn and grow from this, and be a better person as a result.
Do you fucking hear me?
You lie! I throw a shoe at you both!
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