"Miss USA Tara Conner is on the verge of losing her crown after testing positive for cocaine, lustily kissing Miss Teen USA in public and sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment, sources tell the Daily News. "Lustily. Kissing. Miss. Teen. America.
Hmm. Excuse me.
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Trump understands that all of these activities are actually incredibly attractive to American males. Shouldn't she be representing all of us? Three cheers for the bi-curious underage coke slut!
Ha! Jon Stewart made a crack last night, that based on the video footage that accompanies this story, Miss America has never been photographed in anything but a bikini. Subtle, media conglomerates. Subtle.
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