Phish phrontman and phamous phretser Trey Anastasio has apparently been arrested in New York for driving under theinphluence and possession of prescription medications in someone
else's name. The world collectively shrugged when informed of
this latest celebrity bust, and wondered why it hadn't happened sooner. Maybe if Trey does hard time his phriend Dave Matthews will come by the pen and they can play a phabulous show for the inmates. Or, maybe Trey will spend his days stroking his phallus instead of his axe. Or wait, wasn't he doing that before?
2 comments:
Shouldn't that be fallus?
He must have an amazing place to stash his weed in his car. How else could they not have found it?
His first name is Ernest?
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