

Fellow Mathletes: Due to recurrent pelvic stress fractures -
broke ass to the layman - this bastard was recently seeking a more ass-sound running method. After reading a fascinating article
The Once and Future Way to Run, I became an enthusiastic, insufferable barefoot convert. I am now more in touch with my evolutionary inner monkey!
It was barefeets on the treadmill for a bit, then out on the streets in my new finger-toed kicks, see above.
Not one week into the conversion, I was viciously attacked by some sort of vampire snake, as you can see from the above
abras bite marks. Also note the fractured and somewhat embiggened big toe. I learned that in Spanish your big toe is called your "fat toe", so it's been educational all around.
I'm supposed to stay in a walking boot and not run for 4-6 weeks, but being an incorrigible bastard, I ran the next day anyway.
Happy to report that a broken toe does not limit my ability to put my foot in my mouth. Anyone know a good dentist?