Every time I try to escape, it pulls me back in. Looking at 3rd and 4th snow day of the year, which means that I'll be stuck on Unit 2 in World History for a week longer than I wanted. Stay safe and warm Bastards.
We've missed you. We don't want to make this all weird, but it was good seeing you last year and it stirred up all kinds of old feelings.
We've changed. Due to the polar icecaps melting and resultant polar vortex influence, some northern areas may become milder, while the American South experiences Arctic air. Soon, Spokane may have a higher average annual temperature than Durham.
Won't you please think about coming back? We cleaned the more offensive graffiti off the Young Brians statue. You don't even have to root for the Seahawks.
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There's always Florida. Murder's legal and soon so will be Marijuana. Teachers are still treated like shit, but at least you're not a dentist.
Dear Dave:
We've missed you.
We don't want to make this all weird, but it was good seeing you last year and it stirred up all kinds of old feelings.
We've changed.
Due to the polar icecaps melting and resultant polar vortex influence, some northern areas may become milder, while the American South experiences Arctic air. Soon, Spokane may have a higher average annual temperature than Durham.
Won't you please think about coming back? We cleaned the more offensive graffiti off the Young Brians statue. You don't even have to root for the Seahawks.
Love,
The Pacific Northwest
^^Messaging outsourced to Nashville division.
Stuck in Unit 2 with the snow day blues again.
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