Coffee Table of the Gods - $8 (Minneapolis)
Date: 2011-07-21, 1:18AM CDT
Reply to: sale-ppre5-2505248081@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.
Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights
Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.
The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.
Location: Minneapolis
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PostingID: 2505248081
Now that we're all considering selling off our shit, I figured we could draw some inspiration from this outstanding craigslist post.
5 comments:
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights
Yuck.
Funny you should mention selling off our shit; I just unloaded a ton of old rekkids Saturday. Of course, I took store credit over cash, but I picked up a vinyl copy of Radio City for $15.00. Score!
Mmmm, vinyl.
I just can't find my inner vinylphile struggling to break free. It has certain attractions, but I just can't justify it in a world filled with must-have coffee tables.
The only vinyl I'm into these days are my weekend 'outfits'.
I'm into leather.
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