Congratulations!! to the Durham Bastard and his Fantasy Football juggernaut... assembled to crush our spirits on a weekly basis.
Despite the handicap of having both Brees and Manning on his team,
plucky Dave managed to persevere and dominate the regular season and the playoffs.
The irony will not be lost on a gridiron genius like Bastard Dave when a force of nature from his youthful homeland (yes I'm talking about the 7-9 Seahawks) puts a red-ass beatdown on his beloved Saints.. wait, is that what I meant to say?
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Why thank you (?). My story is so inspiring that ESPN Films has approached me about making a motion picture with Brad Pitt as me, Paul Rudd as Eric, Ryan Reynolds as Jay, and Screech from Saved by the Bell as Joe.
The real story here is Jay, who came in 6th and didn't check his team once after the first week. Now that's coaching!
They're only getting Screech because Paul Newman is dead.
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