= Housewarming at Dave's this weekend?! Fine spirits provided by Dave! Extend an invitation to all manner of bastard, rogue, scaramouche, rake and hoodrat...
Hey, Congrats. What was that sound? Oh, don't worry. It's just the water heater element going out and the light fixtures falling out. And the back yard flooding. And squirrels in the attic.
Thanks for all the encouragement! Did I mention that the screened porch on the side of the house will be home to the bar? Or that I'm building Joe a guestroom in the crawl space? A PERMANENT guestroom? Bastard Housecrushing invites will be in the mail soon. We close on November 1.
At least the crawlspace is indoors, which is better than the doghouse I currently reside in, Dave. In all seriousness, congratulations. Are you still in Durham?
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= Housewarming at Dave's this weekend?! Fine spirits provided by Dave! Extend an invitation to all manner of bastard, rogue, scaramouche, rake and hoodrat...
Not inviting the scalawags?
Congratulations Dave, welcome to the club! The benefits include, um.. Jay, what were the benefits again?
Yard work! Wait no, that's not it..
Hey, Congrats. What was that sound? Oh, don't worry. It's just the water heater element going out and the light fixtures falling out. And the back yard flooding. And squirrels in the attic.
Thanks for all the encouragement! Did I mention that the screened porch on the side of the house will be home to the bar? Or that I'm building Joe a guestroom in the crawl space? A PERMANENT guestroom? Bastard Housecrushing invites will be in the mail soon. We close on November 1.
At least the crawlspace is indoors, which is better than the doghouse I currently reside in, Dave. In all seriousness, congratulations. Are you still in Durham?
Nice place! Chaps: I will be in Durham Nov. 19. See you all at Dave's place.
Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us!
Congrats, Dave. Hope the closing is as smooth as Joe's hairless ass.
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