Yes, she was witty; she was intelligent. She was born of high station. She spoke and walked proudly. She was the kind who displayed nobility, who showed style and class. But above all, she had the jugs.Many people called her by her last name; some closer friends had a confidence with her and shared the intimacy of her first name. But to me, she was always "Lady jugs a-plenty."
It is true. She was clever and she was charming, but above all, she had the jugs.
From Cruel Shoes, by Steve Martin
Christ Almighty. (NSFW, in case you couldn't guess.)
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I ran across this young lady 'online' some time ago. I meant to tell you (as I KNEW you'd like her) but I didn't want you interfering with my attempts to woo her online.
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