Friday, October 31, 2008
Shit.
Studs Terkel made it to 96, not bad. He's one of my heroes for his amazing oral history of the (first) great depression, Hard Times. Reading that really puts the present crises into perspective (anyone gnawed on a shoe for dinner lately?). Like The Grapes of Wrath, its a book that makes your bed a little softer at night, your food a little tastier and stays with you for a long time.
Always a music lover, Terkel had a radio show, often interviewing up-and-coming talent. In 1963, he interviewed Bob Dylan and started with the question, "Where do you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?"
RIP Studs.
Thom Yorke & Jonny Greenwood Cover Portishead
Thanks to Matt for pointing me to this haunting cover of Portishead's "The Rip."
I wasn't a fan back in the day, but now I Favor The Portishead. Third is blowing me away.
Happy Halloween Bastards
This video seems suitably creepy. I really like this guy, Chad VanGaalen, who is based in Calgary. He draws and animates his own videos.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Elizabeth Dole Hits New Low
I didn't know it was possible to sink this low in a campaign ad. The clip is of Campbell Brown lambasting Dole for sticking by this hunk o' shit, but you have got to check this ad out. It looks like a lampoon, but it just ran on my local station not ten minutes ago. Kay Hagan filed suit against her today, claiming defamation.
Fix It
I never noticed how much Ryan Adams looks like Rick Moranis. Can't wait to get this new album. Hopefully sometime in the next 6 months I'll have a spare $15 to go pick it up.
It pays to know your audience
I followed this link to a story about post-game celbrations after the Phillies' world series win last night. Down the side it lists "Related Slideshows" as follows:
Phillies vs. Rays - World Series
Phillies Fans Celebrate World Series Win!!!
Openly Gay Celebrities
Real Or Fake [Breasts]?
Celebs Who Lean To The Right
Celebrity Moms Gone Wild
Hottest Celebrity Moms
My question is: Who the hell is interested in "Celebs Who Lean To The Right"?
Phillies vs. Rays - World Series
Phillies Fans Celebrate World Series Win!!!
Openly Gay Celebrities
Real Or Fake [Breasts]?
Celebs Who Lean To The Right
Celebrity Moms Gone Wild
Hottest Celebrity Moms
My question is: Who the hell is interested in "Celebs Who Lean To The Right"?
Fun in Memphis
Stuck in Memphis? Not sure what to do to entertain your kids? How about letting them beat up a cop? Fun for the whole family.
Here's a link in case the video wont' work for you.
Here's a link in case the video wont' work for you.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Polly Scattergood
Not catchy enough for a Friday post, but quite enjoyable nonetheless. Good name too.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Palin's "Going Rogue?"
A recent CNN article suggests that as a McCain victory becomes less and less likely, Sarah Palin has begun looking out for Number One, deliberately going off-message with an eye on 2012. My favorite part of the article?
"Her lack of fundamental understanding of some key issues was dramatic," another McCain source familiar with prepping Palin told CNN, saying it was probably the "hardest" to get her "up to speed than any candidate in history."Read the rest here.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Catchy Friday
Catchy tune, although I must say even Andrew Ridgeley played the guitar better than this young lady plays the drums.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Good God, I've Been Busy
It's good to know I've been missed, Deighve.
After years and years and years of designing Web sites using table-based layouts (hey, that's how everybody did it back in the day), I have taken the plunge and taught myself to use Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), a much more elegant and efficient way of doing things that separates a page's content from its layout. Why was I a hold-out, you may be asking?
1) Even just a couple of years ago, there were many people in my company still using Netscape 4.x, an ancient browser that was incapable of rendering CSS at all. However, a recent glance at our statistics verified that all my current customers are on board with IE6 (ugh), IE7 or Firefox.I've done this completely on my own, with no prodding from anyone else - or hope of monetary compensation - because it's the right thing to do if I want to be regarded as a serious designer. (The look on my non-techie boss's face was priceless when I tried to explain CSS and its benefits to all concerned.) I've worked through a lot of lunches and even made a trip to work last weekend to figure something out that was making me crazy. (Thanks again, IE6!)
2) I had heard some real horror stories about browser rendering differences with CSS and how the same things that rendered beautifully in one browser looked absolutely shitty in another. Weird indents here and there, odd overlaps where there shouldn't be any, who needs that? The only way around, and this is still true with IE6, is to use various CSS hacks to fool the errant browser into doing the right thing. ("* html" has become my new best friend.)
3) I, like most people, tend to stick with what I know.
I'm still Johnny Newguy, and I'm relatively certain that my CSS will be a source of secret embarrassment in a few months, but to get a real sense of how powerful this stuff is, check out css Zen Garden and select some of the different designs in the right-hand column. Keep in mind as you do that the content for each page is exactly the same, only the CSS is changing.
Mind-blowing stuff.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Aaaaaargh . . . . .
From this article in the Atlantic Monthly:
I decided to make myself as nervous as possible. I would try to pass through security with no ID, a fake boarding pass, and an Osama bin Laden T-shirt under my coat. I splashed water on my face to mimic sweat, put on a coat (it was a summer day), hid my driver’s license, and approached security with a bogus boarding pass that Schnei¬er had made for me. I told the document checker at security that I had lost my identification but was hoping I would still be able to make my flight. He said I’d have to speak to a supervisor. The supervisor arrived; he looked smart, unfortunately. I was starting to get genuinely nervous, which I hoped would generate incriminating micro-expressions. “I can’t find my driver’s license,” I said. I showed him my fake boarding pass. “I need to get to Washington quickly,” I added. He asked me if I had any other identification. I showed him a credit card with my name on it, a library card, and a health-insurance card. “Nothing else?” he asked.
“No,” I said.
“You should really travel with a second picture ID, you know.”
“Yes, sir,” I said.
“All right, you can go,” he said, pointing me to the X-ray line. “But let this be a lesson for you.”
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Has the bottom also fallen out of the mackerel market?
From the WSJ recently.
MACKEREL ECONOMICS IN PRISON LEADS TO APPRECIATION FOR OILY FILLETS
Packs of Fish Catch On as Currency, Former Inmates Say; Officials Carp
By JUSTIN SCHECK
When Larry Levine helped prepare divorce papers for a client a few years ago, he got paid in mackerel. Once the case ended, he says, "I had a stack of macks."
Mr. Levine and his client were prisoners in California's Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex. Like other federal inmates around the country, they found a can of mackerel -- the "mack" in prison lingo -- was the standard currency.
"It's the coin of the realm," says Mark Bailey, who paid Mr. Levine in fish. Mr. Bailey was serving a two-year tax-fraud sentence in connection with a chain of strip clubs he owned. Mr. Levine was serving a nine-year term for drug dealing. Mr. Levine says he used his macks to get his beard trimmed, his clothes pressed and his shoes shined by other prisoners. "A haircut is two macks," he says, as an expected tip for inmates who work in the prison barber shop.
The full text of the article appears as a comment.
Happy Lurker Day
It is our resident Lurker's birthday. Pop a cold PBR and wish him well.
Here's the horoscope for someone with an Oct. 19 birthday:
Born October 19
You are more intuitive than usual this year, and often find yourself in the right place at the right time. Your instinctual judgment is enhanced, and creativity is boosted. Your determination to honor your deepest desires and goals leads you towards increased success. (Editor's Note: sounds like a banner year for lurking). Excess with personal finances is a potential problem if you are not careful. A balanced approach to life, in terms of realistic expectations, is the best approach for maximizing success.
And here are a few lesser celebrities who share a birthday today:
Happy Birthday to Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan (1970), South Park's genius co-creator Trey Parker (1969), Elf director Jon Favreau (1966), TV's favorite carpenter Ty Pennington (1965), pugilist and former world champ Evander Holyfield (1962), 3rd Rock's John Lithgow (1945), transvestite movie star Divine (1945), Harry Potter's "Professor Dumbledore" actor Michael Gambon (1940), and Brady Bunch patriarch Robert Reed (1932).
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Mother and Father Store
From a recent column by Peggy Noonan. I actually find this quite troubling.
There is now something infantilizing about this election. . . . More than ever on the campaign trail, the candidates are dropping their G's. Hardworkin' families are strainin' and tryin'a get ahead. It's not only Sarah Palin but Mr. McCain, too, occasionally Mr. Obama, and, of course, George W. Bush when he darts out like the bird in a cuckoo clock to tell us we are in crisis. All of the candidates say "mom and dad": "our moms and dads who are struggling." This is Mr. Bush's former communications adviser Karen Hughes's contribution to our democratic life, that you cannot speak like an adult in politics now, that's too austere and detached, snobby. No one can say mothers and fathers, it's all now the faux down-home, patronizing—and infantilizing—moms and dads.
There is now something infantilizing about this election. . . . More than ever on the campaign trail, the candidates are dropping their G's. Hardworkin' families are strainin' and tryin'a get ahead. It's not only Sarah Palin but Mr. McCain, too, occasionally Mr. Obama, and, of course, George W. Bush when he darts out like the bird in a cuckoo clock to tell us we are in crisis. All of the candidates say "mom and dad": "our moms and dads who are struggling." This is Mr. Bush's former communications adviser Karen Hughes's contribution to our democratic life, that you cannot speak like an adult in politics now, that's too austere and detached, snobby. No one can say mothers and fathers, it's all now the faux down-home, patronizing—and infantilizing—moms and dads.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Makes sense to me
A few words of wisdom fromn Gregg Easterbrook. Full article here:
"Financial chaos is sweeping the world," a New York Times lead story said last week. I didn't notice any chaos in my part of the world -- every business was open, ATMs were working, goods and services were plentiful. There are economic problems to be sure. But chaos? Collapse? Next Depression? Please, media and political worlds, let's stop hyperventilating and show some perspective.
What is going on is a financial panic, not an economic collapse. Financial panics are no fun, especially for anyone who needs to cash out an asset right now for retirement, college and so on. But financial panics occur cyclically and are not necessarily devastating. The most recent financial panic was 1987, when the stock market fell 23 percent in a single day. Pundits and politicians instantly began talking about another Depression, about the "end of Wall Street." The 1987 panic had zero lasting economic consequences -- no recession began, and in less than two years, stocks had recouped all losses. Perhaps a recession will be triggered by the current financial panic, but it may not necessarily be severe.
. . . . Why has a credit-market problem expanded into a panic? One reason is the media and political systems are now programmed for panic mode. Everything's a crisis! Crises, after all, keep people's eyes glued to cable news shows, so the media have an interest in proclaiming crises. Crises make Washington seem more important, and can be used to justify giveaways to favored constituent groups, so Washington influence-peddlers have an interest in proclaiming crises.
An example of the exaggerated crisis claim is the assertion that Americans "lost" $2 trillion from their pension savings in the past month, while equities "lost" $8 trillion in value. This confuses a loss with a decline. Unless you cashed out stocks or a 401(k) in the past month, you haven't "lost" anything. . . . People who because of financial need have no choice but to cash out stocks right now are really harmed. Anyone who simply holds his or her ground with stocks takes no loss and is likely, although of course not certain, to come out ahead in the end. . . .
We've also fallen into panic because we pay way too much attention to stock prices. Ronald Reagan said, "Never confuse the stock market with the economy." Almost everyone is now making exactly that mistake. The stock market is not a barometer of the economy; it is a barometer of what people think stocks are worth. . . .
Consider this. On Black Monday in 1987, the market fell 23 percent. If you had invested $100 in a Dow Jones Index fund the following day, it would be $460 now, a 275 percent increase adjusting for inflation. That's after the big slide of the past month, and still excellent. So don't panic, just hold your stocks. And if you'd invested $100 in real estate in 1987, it would be $240 today, a 30 percent increase adjusting for inflation. That's after the housing price bubble burst. A 30 percent real gain in 20 years isn't a great investment -- until you consider that you lived in the house or condo during this time. To purchase and live in a dwelling, then come out ahead when you sell, is everyone's dream. . . .
Want to worry? Worry about the fact that the United States is borrowing, mainly from foreign investors and China, the money being used to fix our banks. . . . Peter Orszag, now director of the Congressional Budget Office, was on "Newshour" last week talking about the panic:
PETER ORSZAG: One thing we need to remember is we're lucky that we have the maneuvering room now to issue lots of additional Treasury securities and intervene aggressively to address this crisis.
JEFFREY BROWN: Wait a minute. Explain that. Lucky in what sense?
PETER ORSZAG: That people are still willing to lend to us. If in 20 or 30 years we continue on the same path, with rising health-care costs and rising budget deficits, we would reach a point where we wouldn't have that ability.
Now I'm out of Stuff...
From Lucinda Williams' new album, Little Honey, here's "Jailhouse Tears." She duets with some obscure English singer. You might recognize him.
Also, a nice selection of country duet videos collected here.
Also, a nice selection of country duet videos collected here.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
A2
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Too old?
Metallica's fans are complaining the new album is too loud!
11,000 people have signed a petition asking for a remix and remaster of Death
Magnetic, while others are trading a version of the album made from the
less-loud mixes intended for use in Guitar Hero III.
Or maybe they're all just Fucking Too Pussified for metal.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Dear Science
I picked up the new one from TV On The Radio, and I agree with the critics.
It's Career-defining stuff. Dear Science, the third album from the Brooklyn-based art rock band TV on the Radio, is a vivid, angry, sensual soundtrack to the haunted life. No two tracks are the same, none could be anyone else. This is one irresistible party: the joy Adebimpe was looking for is right here. A great, great record. TV on the Radio have finally made an album that someone other than hyper-analytical music critics might actually enjoy. Dear Science, has all the euphoria and cosmic soul searching hinted at but not delivered on by lesser chancers such as MGMT. Yes, this is shit-hot thrilling music. But it's also brainy and ambivalent, and more engaging for it.
But seriously, if you're one oF Those People who like this kind of stuff, you'll like this. But that goes without saying, doesn't it?
Also, the 'Mats "Pleased to Meet Me" reissue is out there as well.
Oops
Somewhere an ad exec is cleaning out his desk.
More than a decade after its conception, Guns N’ Roses’ “Chinese Democracy” will finally see the light of day before year’s end, sources close to the situation told Billboard.Original post here.
The set will be a Best Buy exclusive and will be available Sunday, Nov. 23, rather than the usual Tuesday.
This spring, soft drink manufacturer Dr Pepper offered to send a free can of the beverage to “everyone in America” (excluding ex-GNR members Slash and Buckethead) if “Chinese Democracy” were to arrive anytime during the calendar year 2008. A Dr Pepper spokesperson was not immediately available for comment.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Poobah Birthday
Many happy returns to poobah Andrew on this, the anniversary of the day of his birth. Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!
P.S. Please disregard the 'Garfield' nature of this post. It was the best I could do.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008
SNL And The Wunnerful Larry Welk
Lawrence Welk has a special place in my heart. I should explain that, back in the days of four-channel-TV (CBS, NBC, ABC, PBS), I LOVED The Lawrence Welk Show and watched it with some regularity. (I was 5, okay?)
Anyway, thanks Mon.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Jay's Been Busy
It only took 46,000 bricks to make this nearly 100' tower in Vienna. By my calculations, that's about a third of Jay's collection.
Monday, October 06, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
Why you should be watching 30 Rock if you're not
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Music For Dumb Guys
I was turned on to the Descendents by one Mr. Becker back in 19 and 93, six years into the band's last hiatus and three years before this, their 1996 triumphant return to glory. Fight The Power, listen loud, love it.
I Swear I'm Not Palin Obsessed
Matt Taibbi, in a Rolling Stone article posted today, sees the rage in my heart and dissects it with laser precision. (My rage, not my heart.) My fellow bastards, this is not to be missed.
Here's a piece:
Palin belongs to a church whose pastor, Ed Kalnins, believes that all criticisms of George Bush "come from hell," and wondered aloud if people who voted for John Kerry could be saved. Kalnins, looming as the answer to Obama's Jeremiah Wright, claims that Alaska is going to be a "refuge state" for Christians in the last days, last days which he sometimes speaks of in the present tense. Palin herself has been captured on video mouthing the inevitable born-again idiocies, such as the idea that a recent oil-pipeline deal was "God's will." She also described the Iraq War as a "task that is from God" and part of a heavenly "plan." She supports teaching creationism and "abstinence only" in public schools, opposes abortion even for victims of rape, has denied the science behind global warming and attends a church that seeks to convert Jews and cure homosexuals.Read it here.
Music for Smart Guys
I've made some recent music acquisitions that I Forgot To Post. The most recent, Okkervil River's "The Stand-Ins," is pretty good in an indy, brainy rock kind of way. Also up there is the much lauded Fleet Foxes, which has its moments (lovely harmonies, shiny Americana, etc.), but might be a little over-hyped (don't tell Jeff Tweedy I said that). Finally, you may find, if you look, the latest Silver Jews, which could be considered an acquired taste, but is definitely an entertaining listen, given lyrics like "Father drove a steam roller / Mama was a crossing guard / She got rolled when he got steamed / And I got left in charge."
Okkervil River plays this Friday night in Wilmington. I'll be there. Anybody got bells I can borrow?
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