Friday, April 30, 2010

Brightlit Signs Of Our Literary Imaginations


Daily Beast has a slideshow of prints from a National Gallery of Art exhibition of Allen Ginsberg's photographs. There are some cool pictures of the Beat superstars, including a sad shot of a very spent-looking Kerouac the last time he visited Ginsberg's apartment.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Nice One


One ... week ...

Blood On The Tracks is Old


I've always said that Dylan's "Blood On the Tracks" is the album that changed me from a fan to a disciple and have used it as a gateway drug for others who express indifference to Bob. I think it's safe to say that if you don't like this album, you're probably not going to like any of his other stuff. You should also have the shit kicked out of you, but that's another story.

The folks over at PopMatters evidently agree with me and are giving the album a proper "Reconsideration." It's essentially an intellectual analysis of the album in the form of quasi-academic articles with the usual dense prose. Example:
Dylan’s work has always been characterized by a poetics of place and displacement. The poetics of place establishes itself through recourse to repeated mentions of real and imagined places, which seem to fix many of Dylan’s texts in recognizable locations and which are therefore crucial to the ability of his audience to identify with the texts. These locations—whether actual or metaphorical—are fixed moments that the memory can focus on even as it struggles to recall other features.
Blech. Read at your own risk. Has anyone ever heard the original version that was bootlegged as "Blood On the Tapes?" I would say listening to that is a more fitting tribute.

Geocities-izer


Make any webpage look like it was made by a 13 year-old in 1996. Fun for hours right here.

We would look like this.

Remember?


I miss the Saturday mornings of my childhood ...

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap


Are you sitting down? Ridley Scott is going to make two Alien prequels, in 3-mother-scratching-D. The first one could be released as early as 2011 or 2012.

According to NME:
Ridley Scott has thrown the gauntlet down to James Cameron's Avatar by saying his rival director "won't get away" with raising the bar - and promised his two Alien prequels will top the sci-fi fantasy. The director had previously been reported as working on a single prequel, but told Collider.com there will now be two.

"The film will be really tough, really nasty. It’s the dark side of the moon. We are talking about gods and engineers. Engineers of space. And were the aliens designed as a form of biological warfare? Or biology that would actually go in and clean up a planet?" he said.

"It will take place in the years before that, when they first come across this thing on a planet called Zeta Reticuli. And it will ask who was that guy in the first film lying in a chair with his chest blown outwards when they first go into the giant spacecraft."

Scott admitted in an interview with MTV News, however, that the subsequent Alien sequels and spin-offs - notably Alien vs Predator which he had no part in - have diluted the creature's shock value.

"Yeah, the thing about Alien vs Predator is, I know it's commerce, but what a pity," he said. "I think, therefore, I have to design — or redesign — earlier versions of what these elements are that led to the thing you finally see in Alien, which is the thing that catapults out of the egg, the face-hugger. I don't want to repeat it. The alien in a sense, as a shape, is worn out."

Monday, April 26, 2010

Poor Guy



Drunk guy versus flip-flop at Coachella.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Eyjafwhatnow?


Some very cool photos of Eyjafjallajokull here.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

On This Day 17 Years Ago


From Wired Magazine:
April 22, 1993: NCSA Mosaic 1.0, the first web browser to achieve popularity among the general public, is released. With it, the web as we know it begins to flourish.

The web in the early 1990s was mostly text. People were posting images, photos, and audio or video clips on web pages. But these pieces of “multimedia” were hidden behind links. If you wanted to look at a picture, you had to click on a link, and the picture would open in a new window.

A team of students at the University of Illinois’ National Center for Supercomputing Applications, or NCSA, decided the web needed an experience more stimulating and user-friendly than that, so they set to work to build a better browser. Borrowing design and user interface cues from some other early prototype browsers, they went through a handful of iterations before arriving at the final 1.0 release April 22, 1993.

The result, NCSA Mosaic, was the first web browser with the ability to display text and images inline, meaning you could put pictures and text on the same page together, in the same window.

It was a radical step forward for the web, which was at that point, a rather dull experience. It took the boring “document” layout of your standard web page and transformed it into something much more visually exciting, like a magazine.
Read the rest here.

Look Familiar?


This is what I imagine a bastard get-together would look like.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Hold Fucking Steady!!!!!!!!!!!


New Hold Steady Album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Streaming here!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, it turns out one of Famous Jay's famous friends is touring with them as their second guitarist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geek Out



Check out Adam West and Burt Ward (Bert Gervis) in their original screen tests for Batman.

Our Ever-Evolving Language

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The Young Americans Who Sold the World


Fleecing The Public- that's what some of Bowie's critics in the 70s claimed he was doing. With his chameleon-like identity changes, musical reinventions, and sexually ambiguous behavior, some looked at him as nothing more than showbiz huckster. I think the music speaks for itself. Anyone have 'Heroes' or 'Lodger'?

Friday, April 16, 2010

Birdemic!


Hard to believe, but this film was made for $10,000.00. My favorite terrifying moment in the trailer is when the CGI bird hits the van's windshield (around the 2:06 mark or so). Chills!

I See A Band of Angels


The Johnny Cash Project gives disciples an opportunity to illustrate individual frames from the "Ain't No Grave" video. Basically what you do is choose from one of 3 frames, and use the simple drawing tools to trace over the frame. It takes a bit of getting used to, but once you figure out the GUI, it's kind of fun. The resulting video is also pretty cool, especially if you like crosses.
From the site:
The Johnny Cash Project is a visual testament to how the Man in Black lives on – not just through his vast musical legacy, but in the hearts and minds of all of us around the world he has touched with his talent, his passion, and his indomitable spirit. It is this spirit that is the lifeblood of The Johnny Cash Project.

Sigh.

Happy Friday





As the story goes, these two had a Fun Time Playing in Berlin.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The Real Mickey

Wedon Directing The Avengers?



Not the British Avengers, you understand, with the prissy dude and the smokin' hot Emma Peel in the body suit, but the Marvel Avengers. Interesting pick, if it becomes official. Joss excels at building chemistry and tension between characters, the action is sometimes incidental to the human elements. Can he control a cast of heavyweights? Will this film be his or will he be handcuffed by the money and expectations involved? More

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Do You Wear Eleganza?


Because things happen when you do. What message could that collar be sending, and why does he have her undivided attention?

NO-lier than thou


So . . . gumbo and bbq shrimp at Liuzzas by the Track; crawfish and fixin's from Big Fisherman; Abita Amber; 12-hour roast beef from Boucherie; Rue; Little Freddie King, Society Brass Band, Bucktown Allstars, Sunpie and the Louisiana Sunspots, and Trombone Shorty; A2's first fried shrimp, crawfish, and snowballs; and, for the road, Domilises' large fried shrimp, dressed. Mmmmmmmmm. Oh, and un-humid high-'70's all weekend.

Hunh?


Every now and then, a photo on the Internets will stop me in my tracks. Here's one.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Life: The Documentary



Beautiful new documentary on Discovery, if you have seen it. Would've made for nice weed viewing, back then. I would still turn the volume down and play music instead, the narrative is just annoying.

I actually had a sort of epiphany watching it. Much of it deals with reproduction, and the thing that really became clear to me for the first time is that all around me there are all kinds of species of life, from mammals and birds to fish and insects and plants, and pretty much every single one of them is getting more action than I am.

When a nature documentary makes you feel like a loser, it's probably time to turn the TV off and put on the silk shirt, gold necklace and aqua-velva.

I Can Relate


Thanks, Jeff!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Fresh Pots



Drinking coffee on a lazy Sunday morning with a yard crying out for work, I wish caffeine hyped me up the way it does Grohl.

Friday, April 09, 2010

Dear Coke Talk

One of my new web infatuations is Dear Coke Talk. It's basically an advice column ("Shady advice from a raging bitch who has no business answering any of these questions."), but this chick is funny as hell and always on the money.

Do I have an example? Sure, right here ...

On toxic girls.

What’s the best way to deal with mixed signals? I’ve been getting jerked around by this girl. She’ll hook up with me, everything will be great, then we’ll go out again and she’ll shoot me down, then tell me a week later about the guy she fucked, then start the process again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, self-respect, etc, but she’s the type where she loves the idea that she’s getting to me. She’s one of those fucked up always feels like she has to win even when no one else is playing. I see this girl almost every day, too, for work/school purposes. I’m thinking the gradual fade out, but I really love the idea of telling her to stop with the bullshit and the games. The thing is, does anything good ever come of that? I feel like by showing that it’s getting to me and getting worked up about, I’m coming off like a pussy, and she won’t respect that.


Mixed signals? You mean mind games. There’s a big difference.

It sounds like your girl has something to prove. Not to you, by the way. You’re disposable. It’s nothing personal. I guarantee she thinks that about everyone but daddy.

She’s used to having boys wrapped around her finger. Fine. You seem to know that. Now the trick is not giving a shit. Get her out from under your skin. Girls like her are toxic. If you start trying to beat her at those mind games it will turn you into an asshole. She’s not worth it, I promise.

If it makes it any easier, just remember that it doesn’t matter what you do. She’s never going to respect you, so don’t bother trying to earn any.

Garfield Minus Garfield

Why can't I have a good idea like this?
Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.



Tons more here.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Paul Stanley has a good song



Let's be honest, most KISS songs are terrible. While I won't argue against their influence and their incredible work ethic, they weren't working with a whole lot. The production on their albums is terrible, the lyrics are sophomoric, and most of each album is filler. And yet....there's just something about them that I love. This PS track from the four solo albums shows that there was an occasional flash of excellence.

Friday, April 02, 2010

Arctic Monkeys


Tonight in Ybor City! My wife and I are going. Woo hoo!

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Officially Open For Bidness



Have I mentioned this movie yet? Official site is up.

Bassomatic



What if Saul Bass had created the Tron title sequence? Pretty cool ...

Google Changes its Name to Topeka

From the press release:

In the early 20th century, the former Topeka enjoyed a remarkable run of political prominence, gracing the nation with Margaret Hill McCarter, the first woman to address a national political convention (1920, Republican); Charles Curtis, the only Native American ever to serve as vice president.. and, most important, Alfred E. Neuman, arguably the most influential figure to an entire generation of Americans.

Don't miss the fun!

Get Off My Lawn


Any of you old bastards remember this bumper? It always meant something good was coming on ...

Catchy Thursday

The Features "Thursday" from Lake Fever Sessions on Vimeo.